That 70's Show Quotes

DONNA: "I love you."
ERIC: "I love...cake."

KELSO: "College is for ugly girls who can't get modeling contracts."
ERIC: "Do you know what makes the world go round?"
HYDE: "Screw you! You called me a thief."
ERIC: "That's right, love. Love makes the world go round."

DONNA: "Yeah, I heard about the crime spree in candyland."

ERIC: "I'm going to a movie...with my mom."
HYDE: "He's got a special night out with mommy!"
KELSO: "Hey, maybe he'll get lucky." (Everyone gives him a strange look) "And your mom will pay for the movie! God, you people are sick!"

LEO: "Okay, I'll sell the El Camino to you for 500 bucks."
KELSO: "400"
LEO: "600"
KELSO: "700. No, damn, wait, that's the wrong way! Um...uh...500!"
LEO: "No...500."
KELSO: "Sold!"
LEO AND KELSO (to themselves): "Sucker!"

ERIC: "Hey I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy haired robot."
HYDE: "Hey, I'm Foreman. I use the same voice to imitate everybody."

KELSO: "You know, I wouldn't ask you if this wasn't important but this is an El camino. That's Spanish for The Camino."
JACKIE: "By acceping this check, you are agreeing to two things: First, you will pay me back in full. And, you will be my slave for a week."
KELSO: "You mean like your love slave?"
JACKIE: "No, more like an errand boy."
KELSO: "Meaning, like your errand love boy?"