American Pie Quotes

OZ: "Suck me, beautiful."

JIM: "I was used. Cool!"

JIM: "Hey, did you see, uh, the Little Mermaid on TV the other night?"
OZ: "No."
JIM: "Ariel, man, she's so hot!"
OZ: "She's a mermaid, doof."
JIM: "Yeah, Oz, but not when she's on land."

JESSICA: "It's not a space shuttle launce, it's sex."

STIFLER: "I'll look for you in the no fucking section."

MICHELLE: "We're here for the party."
STIFLER: "What party? There's no party."
(A drunk guy comes to the door with loud cheers and noises in the house) STIFLER: "Try the house down the street."

STIFLER: "You're expecting to score with a goody-goody choir girl priss?"

PARTY GUY 1: "That chick's a milf!"
PARTY GUY 2: "What the hell is that?"
PARTY GUY 1: "M-I-L-F. A Mom I'd Like To Fuck!"

HEATHER: (trying to find out Oz's middle name) "Come on, I won't tell anyone."
OZ: "Well, neither will I."

JESSICA: "Is this translation right? Go home, bird teacher, I've had enough."

STIFLER'S MOM: "Mr. Finch are you trying to seduce me?"
FINCH: "Yes, ma'am, I am."

MICHELLE: "What's my name? Say my name, bitch!"