10 Things I Hate About You

BIANCA: "Yeah, but see, there's a difference between like and love. Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack."

BIANCA: "You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"

BIANCA: "Where did you come from? Planet Loser?"
KAT: "As opposed to Planet 'Look At Me, Look At Me."

PATRICK: "I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?"
KAT: "Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby, oh baby."

MR. STRATFORD: "My insurance does not cover PMS!"

PATRICK: "What do you care? I thought you wanted out."
CAMERON: "Yeah, well, I did, but, uh, that was until she kissed me."
PATRICK: "Where?"
CAMERON: "In the car."

MICHAEL: "I got the scoop."
CAMERON: "What'd she say?"
MICHAEL: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns. That's a direct quote."
PATRICK: "Thanks Michael, that's very comforting."

KAT: " Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own?"
PATRICK: "So, you disappointed, and then, uh, you covered right?"
KAT: "Something like that."
PATRICK: "Then you screwed up."
KAT: "How?"
PATRICK: "You never disappointed me."

(This next quote was in French, but was translated into English at the bottom of the screen, so I wrote the translation)
CAMERON: "May I offer you a parsnip?"
BIANCA: "No, you may not."
CAMERON: "Where is my uncle's pencil?"
BIANCA: "I don't know. Maybe it's up your ass?"

MR. STRATFORD: "What's normal? Those damn Dawson's River kids sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?"
BIANCA: "Daddy, that is so not..."
MR. STRATFORD: "I got news for you. I'm down. I've got the 411. And you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is."
BIANCA: "Augh!"
MR. STRATFORD: "My momma didn't raise no fool."

MR. STRATFORD: "Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today?"
KAT: "Sadly no, but it's only 4:30."

MISS PERKY: "Some people perceive you as somewhat..."
KAT: "Tempestuous?"
MISS PERKY: "Heinous bitch is the term used most often. You may want to work on that."

BIANCA: "Where did you come from? Planet loser?"
KAT: "As Opposed to Planet Look At Me! Look At ME!"

GUY: (answering question about if he would like to date Kat) "Maybe if we were the last two people on earth and there was no sheep. Are there sheep?"

PATRICK: "Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want."

KAT: "I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it that you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

BIANCA: "Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?"

CHASTITY: "I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?"
BIANCA: "I think you can in Europe."

CAMERON: "We're screwed!"
MICHAEL: "No, hey, hey, no, I don't want to hear that defeatest attitude. I want to hear you upbeat!"
CAMERON: (in a happy tone) "We're screwed!"

KAT: "I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time."