TheSpark.com informed me that I am:

(note banners sometimes "die" on me, so I put the percentage to the side just in case it "dies" on you too


45% Greedy

I can expect to die on: June 11, 2053 at the age of 71 years old.

My IQ is 54

I am a female

I am NOT pregnant, but I will have 3 children, the next one being a female weighing 11 lbs. 6 oz, 6'' in length, with an 11% chance of a mangling birth defect (most likely birth defect: laryngitis)
UPDATE!!! Oh my me, run for your life, you're pregnant. During your life, you'll have: 4 children. Here are some stats about your next one:
Sex: female
Birth weight: 17 lbs. 1 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 4%
Most likely defect: no head

I will be worth $1 million at the age of 46

and my personality type is "Dreamer" (Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler): Like just 12% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.
Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.


Rented Stepchild
(Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Child)

Your inner child is the Rented Stepchild (NIDC) --who the world likes to kick in the head. Abandoned and left adrift you have issues with love, hate and everything in between. With all these issues going against your inner child, he still manages to put the *fun* in dysfunctional: when your inner child wants to laugh, he cries. When he wants to leap, he crumbles. Dance, sit. And so forth.
The cool thing is that all of these problems aren't that unconscious and can be easily "fixed." Simply buy a significant other, marry some possessions and then create stepchildren of your own. Pass off your problems to them, inheritance style, and you'll immediately start to feel better!

and I am 64% Total American Warbird

Mild congratulations, you are...49%dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an important aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

Hello, Romeo! You scored a... 86%
Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love?the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs?and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about?money, looks, body odor?don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.
I'm obviously in love with Ku'uekeikapopokiele'ele).

I'm 48% lazy! ahh, yeah!

You have it easy. You exhibit a stress percentage of 21% which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded. (hey, it's gone down. Don't remember from what, but it's gone down.)
UPDATE!!! (Since moving from Indy back to Plano)You have it easy. You exhibit a stress percentage of 28% which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
your significant other.
consciousness.

76% Un-telligent!

Joyous trumpets and champagne supernovas! You are 69% rock-solid friend!
The Three Musketeers. The Three Amigos. The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse? you belong, dude, you belong! Some people put their neck on the line for their friends; you put your ass on the line. And by the way, nice ass. People know they can count on you in a crunch, in a jam, and in other food metaphors describing times of desperation. You give the gift of hope, but more importantly, you give the gift of kidney. Your rewards in life will be great, or at least better than other people's. To quote a fortune cookie: "You are soon have a fortunate experiences."

Slathering billycrickets! You are 57% insane! Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 39% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

You are... 71% ...compatible! You're SO in! I mean, this is a match made in heaven. You're in there like swimwear. You've found your match and you better hold on tight, because it don't get no better than this. Congratufreakinlations! But don't blow it, though. Seriously. This is it. The big one. If you screw this up, there's a pretty good chance that you'll probably die homeless and penniless and no one will ever love you. But, hey, buddy, no pressure!


According to emode.com I am:
a Collie
my candy heart (you know the conversation ones for V-day) is "Say YES"
and that's all I’ve taken so far, but check back soon! )

27% Slut (went up from 6%)



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(it's dropped from 77% pure to 55%)

32% Bastard, went up from 26%

27% Bitch, went up from 12%

I will have sex with 3 people in my life-all female, and I will first have sex at age 19 in a hotel room, and I have a 71% chance of dying from sex
And having a girlfriend is more important to me than I am willing to admit... no, I'm willing to admit it--to the right people

I am 40-45% gay

I scored a 23% on the ass quiz


I am ALL 3 of these Care Bears:



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Learn your Ninja Clan at the Ninja Burger website.
Here are your results Kikuko Kiyokawa -san:
Brotherhood of Blue Trees 31%
Clan of the 1000 Islands 25%
Clan of the Hidden Ranch 12%
Keepers of the Secret Sauce 12%
Lo Cal 12%
House Gaijin 6%


DisorderRating
Paranoid:Moderate
Schizoid:Moderate
Schizotypal:Very High
Antisocial:Low
Borderline:Very High
Histrionic:Moderate
Narcissistic:Moderate
Avoidant:Very High
Dependent:Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:High

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[If I were an online test, I would be How British Are You?]

I'm How British Are You?!

I know the differences between Brits and Americans, and I'm just so glad to tell you all about them. I won't say too much, though, or I'll exceed my daily bandwidth limit. Again.

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I am 82.5% British, just like
Mr Bean
Shy to the point of ridicule, you've probably never been out of the UK.

Take the Brit Quiz at
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Eowyn

Eowyn

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Eowyn, Woman of Rohan, niece of King Theoden and sister of Eomer.

In the movie, I am played by Miranda Otto.

Who would you be?
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Star Trek Personality Test -- Results Myers-Briggs would say that you are an ENFP (Extrovert, Intuitive, Feeler, Perceiver). In Star Trek language, you share a basic personality configuration with James Kirk and Julian Bashir.

People like you are generally great problem-solvers. You're highly innovative, creative and unique. You're optimistic by nature, which may make others believe you're naive, but actually you're full of energy, very clever, and determined not to be stopped. You're outgoing, curious, and extremely playful. Others are sometimes taken aback by your enthusiasm, but it keeps you going after others have dropped.

You're deeply caring, sensitive and gentle, which, combined with your need to solve problems, may make you a little too eager to give others advice. You also process information very quickly, which may make others believe you're not listening to them. Before you share your feelings, you have to have time to process them.

You're adaptive and resourceful, but sometimes highly disorganized. You dream of having the perfect assistant. You respond best to people who encourage your unique viewpoints and insights, help you maintain harmony, and want to play and explore with you. You don't respond well when you're overwhelmed with details or when you're in a rigid situation.

Your primary goal in life is freedom to see possibilities, make connections, and be with a variety of people. Your reward is having spontaneous adventures.

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