Stolen snipets of quotes (stolen from my friends, that is)
Quotes I stole from unsuspecting people
note: these are taken out of context.
"if I was at work right now, I'd still be at work."-Em
"After he switched clothes with the bum"-Joe
"It's just a cheap motel in the middle of town."-Dad
"If you want to see a smiling face, go to McDonald's"
"This isn't my spoon!"-possibly me, might be Joe
"Mr. _____ to the back room please, and bring a gun."-intercom at Tom Thumb
"I am the fu fu blue fu!"
"If it's not blue, green, or yellow, it's red."-Tracy
"conference in the bathroom"
"I didn't like the d@mn thing floppin'. I couldn't get it to stay still."-my manager
You should put it right there where I had it.
"Can I borrow toQDuj? It's only for 5 miles...
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