Nifty Quotes
These are some nifty quotes that I really like. I apologize for any typos or misquotations. If you see any, please let me know.
"The minority is powerless while it conforms with the majority"-Henry David Thoreau
"Ok well um good luck finding another multi-colored shoe laced woman out there, I hear they are pretty rare."-Thomas Elliot
"All literature manipulates; therfore, to read is to subject yourself to manipulation."-Timothy A. Brown II
"If it wasn't crazy, it wouldn't be nomral."-Mary Clines
"Warning: Smoking is addictive"-pack of cigarettes
"So, this purple sheep was just walking down the road..."
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"I'll be F.I.N.E. ... and then I'll get over it, and I'll be okay."
"if you can't be good - be good at it!"
"I never feel free... I always feel very expensive"
-Lori
"That van ruined your chu'" -Connie
(this isn't all of my quotes, I'm still in the process of adding them. Thank you for your paticence)
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Symbolic Symilies
- Skinny like a blind man
- Big like a Klingon (tIn; tlhIngan rur)
- Heavey like a cabinet
- Burns like E. coli
- Short like a Patrick
- Inocent like a Mary
- Rocks like a chair
- Left like a Food Lion
- Whipped like a Malachi
- Balanced like the force
- Colorful like a Kirsten
- Strong like a son of Helaman
- More issues than a poem book
- Cool like an Em
- Anerexic like a Michael
- Bites like a mouse trap
- Dead like a rat
- Fast like an engine (nom; QuQ rur)
- Arrogant like a worm
- Up my butt like a hamster
- Pudgy like an alcoholic
- Push it like a dryer
- Neglected like a chiquita
- Irritating like a naHQun (bergh; naHQun rur)
even more Symbolic Symiles
- Checking out his ass like a lunch lady
- Sticky like a glove compartment
- Adjusting yourself like a cat
- Undiscribable like a Pontiac
- Cold like a Denny's
- Sucks like a straw
- Late like a Mormon
- Going flat like a Coke
- Blank like a left page
- Droppin' it like a phone
- Spiffy like drop-of-a-hat-fun-in-a-tree
- It rises like bread
- Spinning like a circle
- Reaching for a joke like a Tym
- Evolving like a curse
- Ignoring you like a Brett
- Abduct it like a web-site
- Soaking wet like a window