1. Jone's Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
2. "I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ..... REAL soon ..."
3. Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
4.Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean there NOT after you
5."I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"
6. "Really ?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!"
7. Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.
8. Go 'way! You're bothering me!
9.If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?
10: All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. -- Sean O'Casey
BLONDE JOKE:She Was So Blonde That.... - she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
BLONDE JOKE: She Was So Blonde That.... - she thought a quarterback was a refund
iv felt like crying for days on end iv seen the same with my closest friends emotions of life all its losses and pain nothing to help with the heart break we gain im sick of life im sick of living im sick if smiles and im sick of giving all we care for friends family and all cant see our hearts break and cant see us fall sisters parents hopes and dreams all crumple with life or so it seems no one around to hear our mornfull cry no one to catch us as we fall down and die it burns inside whare pieces were torn away whare youv lost all hope and no longer wish to stay the end is near, but we all do not fear for all it will bring is a mournfull tear death is only the begining of what some think of as a way of winning maybe its not worth it these suicidal trends leaving behind all your family and friends the end will comr soon i know but all i do is watch the darkness grow waiting for somthing to take me away because here i no longer wish to stay
cute funny song...When I was a little biddy boy My grandma bought me a cute little toy Two Silver bells on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling When I was little boy In Grammar school Always went by the very best rule But Evertime the bell would ring You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling Once while climbing the garden wall, Slipped and fell had a very bad fall I fell so hard I heard birds sing, But I held on to My ding-a-ling Once while swimming cross turtle creek,br> Man them snappers right at my feet Sure was hard swimming cross that thing with both hands holding my dingaling Now this here song it ain't so bad Prettiest little song that you ever had And those of you who will not sing must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling