MILK...The Devil's Formula
Milk does a body good they say. What a crock!!! I haven't drank milk in like the last 15 years and look at me I'm not dead or sick or anything. Milk makes you grow tall. Whatever...I'm 5'9". If i was any taller I'd be a giant. Milk is one of the most nastiest, grossest liquid i have ever tasted. That's why i call it the devil's formula b/c its freekin' horrible. You see all of these milk ads all over tv, magizines, and billboards with the celebrity with his Got Milk mustache. Give me a break. They pay the celebrities thousands of dollars to wear a fake milk mustache. I bet the celebrites don't drink milk either except for maybe Hanson b/c they're stupid like that. I know that most of you peeple are like man...this girl is psycho, but i'm not...not really. I just think that the devil came up from that so called hell that doesn't exist and put the milk in the cows and said here...let the humans squeeze this out of you(it gives the cows sexual pleasure) and they will be fooled into thinking that this stuff is good and that it helps their bodies. Ha-ha...not me though. I'm too good for that. NO milk comes into my body except by way of cheese...which by the way is the only good thing about milk. Okay, This is the LORD speaking and so goodbye and so LONG...thanx for the cheese.
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