Good Afternoon, maggots! My name is Sergeant Jms, I will be taking you through the next four courses of instruction in short order. I know some of you are having flashbacks to your kindergarten nap time. Rest assured, kiddies, anyone who falls asleep during my site will get to come up front to help me demonstrate one of the 27 ways to break a neck. Good, let's get started.
Welcome to Hell on Earth! How's that for an encouraging beginning to a website? Although you will find DOOM2 a hellish experience, one can only hope that you will not feel the same toward this #$%@ site. After all, I seek to lesson your burden. Is that not a noble effort?
