Exercise
Exercise
1. It is well documented that for every mile you jog,
you add 1 minute to your life. This enables you at 95
years old ...to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $5,000 per month
2. My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where
she is.
3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
4. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400
bucks. Have NOT lost a pound. Apparently you have to
show up.
5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my
brain figures out what I'm doing.
6. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch
our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach
covers them.
9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you
die healthier.
10. If you are going to try cross-county skiing,
start with a small country.
11. I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of
my glass.
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