Duck Hunting

Johnny Cochran was duck hunting in Gueydan LA. recently, when he attempted to cross a fence into a field to retrieve a duck he had shot.
Boudreaux suddenly pulled up in his pickup truck, jumped out, and asked Cochran what he was doing on his property.

"Retrieving this duck that I just shot," he replied.

Boudreaux replied, "Dey duck iz on my side of dey fence, so now it's mine & Clotelle's.

Cochran then asked the cajun if he recognized who he was talking to.

"No," replied Boudreaux, "I don' know, and me, I don't care."

Well, does the name O.J. Simpson mean >anything to you?" asked Cochran.

"Oh mais yea" said the cajun, "I seent him on da TV in that court case."

"Well, I am the Johnny Cochran from Los Angeles," came the reply. "I am the lawyer that got O.J. Simpson off. I'm the reason he is a free man today. And if you don't let me get that duck, I will sue you on the basis of racial prejudice and take your farm, your truck, and everything else you own.

I'll leave you penniless & on the street."

"Well," said Boudreaux, "dis here ain't no Los Angeles. Dis here is Gueydan Louisiana & we gots the law we go by & its the three kicks law."

"Never heard of it," said Cochran.

" Well, said Boudreaux, I'll explain to you my friend. I get to kick you three times. Then, if you can get back up on your feet, and are able to kick me back three times, that duck is yours man."

Cochran, always looking for a challenge to show his superiority, thought this over. He grew up in a tough neighborhood and figured he could take on and easily out do this old Cajun man. "OK," said Cochran, "Fair enough."

So right off Boudreaux kicked Johnny violently in the groin. As he doubled over, Boudreaux kicked him squarely in the face. Then when he hit the ground, he kicked him hard in the side, breaking a couple of ribs.

After long minutes, and several failed attempts, Cochran slowly made it back to his feet. Through clenched teeth, he says, "All right man, now it's my turn!"



Boudreaux just smiled at Johnny and said, "Oh nah man, forget it. You can have the duck."