Dating Vs. Marriage

Dating vs Marriage


- When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married.....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

- When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink? .

-When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.

-When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"

-When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married.....You Tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???

-"When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

-When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first.

-When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

-When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.

-When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."

-When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.

-When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married....He develops a "blank" stare.

-When you are dating..... He calls you by name.
When you are married .....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."