Confucius Says

Confucius say

He who lives in glass house, dress in basement

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Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

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He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

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Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

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Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.

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Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts