Bigger Boobies
Bigger Boobies
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for
advice about breast enlargements.
He tells her, "Every
day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your
nipples and say, "Scooby dooby doobies.
I want bigger
boobies." She did this every day faithfully and after
several months,it worked!
She grew great boobs! One morning she was running
late and she was on the bus when she realized she had
forgotten her morning ritual.
At this point she loved
her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got
upright in the middle of the bus and said,"Scooby dooby
doobies. I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby
asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock."
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