Last updated 4-3-08
Ha Ha Ha! Welcome to Chris Gallagher and Terrell Winans' own brand of Toilet Humor. Inside this page you'll find random thoughts to ponder(much like deep thoughts) odd essays, and our very own "BASH THE COMMUNISTS" PAGE. Well sit back, relax, and feel yourself get dumber. We will try to update this site as much as possible but our schedules are kinda off right now and no one is really coming to our sites but hey, its kewl. Because we know who all the real communists are hehe.
2-18-10
Well today a commy bastard got into an airplane and rammed it into a building in Austin, two miles from my house. The plane took off from Georgetown (where Terrell lives) and crashed in Northwest Austin (where I live). Terrell and I are convinced this man was attempting to to take the center of anti-communism, which is this laptop and the the two patriots running the website. You missed you communist fucker.. I hope you are enjoying the warm, balmy commy hell in which you are no doubt currently residing. New word of the week, and some new famous last quotes.
So much has changed since the year 2000 when we first put this thing online. Thanks to social networking sites, the days of angelfire are pretty much gone.. Terrell and I still talk, and though we have both grown up and changed, we still appreciate a good dick and fart joke when we hear one. One thing that has changed, I now know how to spell and use punctuation. I have a college degree and a job at a newspaper. I still snicker when I hear the word "poop". I snickered while I was writing it just now. I have added some famous last quotes, and may do a little housework on here while I am at it... But odds are against it. It will probably be another three years before I even remember this site's existence again..
WOW... Nobody has taken down this illiterate garbage yet??? The spelling and grammar on here are absolutely horrendous, not to mention the writing is sub-par... Well I am going to try to clean this thing up a bit over the next few weeks and make it... Whats the word I'm searching for??? Readable thats it!!!
5-5-05 I was sitting back thinking about it, and i came to the realization that this website has been up for over five years..... happy birthday to us!!!!
it also came to my attention that it hasn't been updated in over a year.... shame on us. by the way, contrary to the advise our illiterate freind gave us in our guestbook, we will not be getting "the freak out" rather i have intentions on bring this page back with the fury of a thousand suns. new famous last quotes, word of the week and a new rant.
4-7-04 This is chris again, i just wanted to give you guys a new word of the week and a little story about terrell, me, and the and a cooler of donkeypunch.
3-14-04 i had nothing better to do, so i figured i would waste some time here poluting your minds with pointless banter, look for a new word of the week and maybe a few other suprises
2-17-04 well its chris again, after another abnormally long absence, i would personally like to thank the bob barker guy (if you dont know what im talking about check the guestbook) for showing us what a true douche bag is. please sir, in case you havent already gathered this, this website is not ment to be taken serious, i never pretended i was reporting new, my perscriction for you: get a sence on humor and call me in the morning. also i have recived some e-mails from people concerning my horrindious spelling, my response, get a life. do you really have so much spare time that you can go around policing grammer? by the way i could apoligize for the length of time between updates and promise they will come more frequently, but we cant lie to ourselves, becuse im not sorry and it will probably be two months before i post anything else.
Two updates in four days, holy shit look at me go. i discovered some new communists (check the bash the commys page)
11/13/03 Where to begin, sorry i have been so busy i havent had time to update the website. i work for a paper and got accepted to school, now you are caught up on my life. THANKS FOR ALL THE GUESTBOOK SIGNINGS assholes! one, we have one new signing! wow and by the way, in response to the grammer nazi worried about our spelling, please do me a faver and eet shit and dye. i bet you understood that shit head (im sorry mr. webster, is shit head hyphonated?) i am addining a new word of the week.
09-01-03 Well the band that Terrell is in is doing just fine in case yall were wondering....and to that communist asshole that signed our guestbook....FUCK OFF! i knew communists had no sence of humor but this is ridiculous..new word of the week added
7-30-03 if you want to look up the word shcmuck in the dictionary, you will probably find a picture of that douche bag that signed our guestbook. this putz who apperently has notheing better to do than give \himself "the shocker" and read our website. please look up the word "humor" in the dictionary, then come back and visit our site! obviously our site is beginging to chaif the ass of our communist friends. may you burn in the communist hell you helped create! may you contract the clap from a 45 year-old prostitute with only one tooth!meanwhile like terrell i make no apology for the lack of updates, if we could get a few more people to sign the guestbook maybe we would spend a little more time on the site.
07-11-03 I do not apologize for the lack of updating to this site...i feel it is you the viewer who owes i the account maker guy the apology. new word of the week
4-23-03 well well well, look at you bastards. i the reason i havent updated the site in a while is beacuse certain people dont bother to sign the guestbook. but forgive me, i wouldnt want to make you use up 3 precious minutes of your life on us. 3 minutes for quality dirty humor, i think it is worth it. by the way terrell is a bastard cuz i havent heard from that prick in like a month he just put some kind of picture shit on here like a month ago and hasnt done anything since. what an ass
3-31-03 i am diching a goverment class to update today, thats should make you bastards happy. now im gonna fail out of collage and end up like terrell just beacuse you fucks want to be entertained, the least you lazy bastards could do is sign my fucking guestbook!and i will add a new word of the week so terrell will be back below me where he belongs
03-25-03 everyone say hello to cuddles our adopted demon ADOPT YOUR DEMON TODAY@www.1freespace.com/adoptademon
03-24-03 i, terrell, have placed upon this page, a new word of the week. bow down
3-23-03 its chris, i guess its my turn to update, considering i havent updated in like a month so here goes, im gonna add a new famous last quote and a new word of the week, and maybe a new odd essay if you bastards are lucky
03-14-03 added a new section Famous Last Quotes
03-12-03 added a new word of the week, i'm sorry i cant add more right now but chris and i are quite busy so if any of you readers would like to submit a word of the week, or have a humerous story, or u just want to email us and say hi email chris or myself ttboi82@aol.com (terrell) abevagota911@aol.com (chris)
02-24-03 added a new word of the week
02-16-03 i would like to point out that however we do appreciate you signing our guestbook if you want to tell someone u love them, we would like you to tell us first
02-13-03 sitting here in the library at northern oklahoma collage, a commy establishment if i have ever seen one. im am currently a student here, which forces me to live in oklahoma. i used to make fun of terrell for living up here, now fate has thrown me a curveball, fucking kharma!
02-07-03 i decided to add the anti-commy webring. they've suffered enough without our page.
02-06-03 sorry for the late update again...but this time it wasnt my fault, it was angelfires this time...they wouldnt let me update and shit. but new word of the week and read the essays section for a new update as well
01-21-03 Wuzzup peoples sorry its taking a while for us to update the site but chris is a bastard. New word of the week and some more jokes
01-04-03 Happy new year everyone, now that were all sober from our new years eve party we can get back to updating. new word for the week and some brand spankin new jokes for ya
Well we are really really sorry about how long it took us to update this page, i mean 3 months is a long time, (espescially in dog years. Well if you really wanna know what happened, i was at a cross section in traffic (terrell) and instead of looking both ways, which is one thing the commys want you to do so they can sneak up on you, i just ran, i immediately got hit by a semi-truck. Owned and operated by a communist. (I think our page is offending someone) They took me straight to a commy concentration camp, where i was forced to eat live goats, and drink cow urine. Chris had no clue where i was at so he just kinda did his own thing. That bastard left me!!!!! Anyway back to the story, As i layed there soaking in my own filth i proceeded to vomit heavily. Hey you would to if all you ate was live goats and cow urine. The communists quickly got sick from this, i think it has something to do with the non-commy puke that offends them. They then threw up, then they all yelled in russian i think, i'm not to sure. Needless to say i escaped. Now for some strange reason i have this craving for crawfish.For the truth click hereTruthDeep ThoughtsOdd Essays<~~~ With new Words of the Week posted Weekly. This weeks word is....
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