Welcome to the Bizarre World of the Triangle

The triangle is the name given to three young Alpine cigarette smoking women, one of them being the girlfriend of Candy Boy (who is known by the name of The Garden Madam), one of them being the girlfriend of Associate Member Tex (known as the Laundry Lady), and one of them being simply known as The Grasshopper......

Candy Boy has ambitions to join the triangle and cause it to become cube shaped. He is making a big effort to achieve this with many dinners with various members of the triangle. The triangle are the queens when it comes to sledging other people of the female persuasion and being bitchy to them, using the excuse that "she was giving us filthy looks"

The Garden Madam is the most sensible of the group, apart from having Cheaps sessions at her house, which has to be a bad move when the Corp is involved. She manages to handle her drink, and never falls asleep on the floor (or under the table, or at the table like The Grasshopper). She is known as the Garden Madam due to her making Candy Boy do the gardening and not letting him leave the house (and/or garden) until all the weeds are pulled and all the mulch is laid...

The Grasshopper on the other hand is the exact opposite. She is lucky to last a glass and a half of "Rosemount Chardonnay" - the best wine in the world according to Grasshopper - because it is only $10 a bottle. Grasshopper is a bit like Hobo Joe, she can sleep anywhere, even on the floor during karaoke or under the table while everyone else is having dinner.

Lastly there is the Laundry Lady..... Tex's girlfriend. She is so similar to Tex it is not a joke, we are all awaiting her to tell us about her 42 million dollar fortune soon. The Laundry Lady's thoughts are the same as tex to a scary degree, that is she thinks spending even $5 on a meal is $5 too much....but this is not her own fault, Tex has trained her too well, making her live off only $10 food money a week (or is that a month). One of Tex and the Laundry Lady's main pastimes are doing the washing together...nothing more needs to be said about this