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Above you can see the natural habitat of the Prince, to your right you can see the Prince's Palace. This is was formerly where the Prince like to spend his Friday and Saturday nights, however now, after the palace becoming filled with wogs and techno music, has moved on to the "Hibiscus Lounge" in the Coogee pay. This is basically a clone of the palace three years ago. Usually his night will begin with fellow TTT members at a nearby RSL club, such as Maroubra, Coogee-Randwick, or even the City. After the consumption of several alcoholic beverages, the Prince conspires to bring everyone to the Palace. This manoeuvre is known as the 'Palace Press'. At the Palace TTT members pay up to $5 to enter a pub come 'nightclub' in which the music is shite, and the tap beer is not fit for human consumption. Great value huh? Strangely enough the Hibiscus lounge is identical to all this...If you're lucky you'll get an elbow in the head thrown in at no extra charge. To give you an idea of the sort of shitty place the Pal is, take a look at this playlist we obtained from "DJ Dickhead" - The resident Palace DJ.

The Prince relaxes after a hard day's night at the Palace.

Lately, certain TTT members have tried to enforce the so-called "Coogee Commandments", whereby members agree not to enter the Coogee region on weekend evenings. Unfortunately, due to the Prince's utter dedication to his Palace, this has proved impossible and temporary visas have been issued. Lately other TTT members have devised a plan to cure The Prince of his Palacaholism. More information on this can be found here. The Prince's Coogee empire also includes the grandest of pubs:

One of the Prince's best ever efforts took place at the Bay, when on his 19th birthday he made a right mess of the very classy Brasserie (seen below), after consuming just one too many tequilas.

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Anyway, that's enough on the Pricedom of Coogee. We will move on to another of the Prince's great loves:

The Mighty Rabbitohs, you thought they were going to be the team of the 90s after their famous minor premiership in 1989, still remembered fondly by the Prince and fellow supporter, the DJ. Alas, it was not to be, and Souths as a rugby league team are now confined to history. But Souths has been good to the Prince and the TTT in other ways. They provide the wonderful world of entertainment that is the Juniors, where the Prince can drown his sorrows and wish for the day when Souths will rise again from the grave. Souths has also brought us 'Tricky' Trindall, a fellow RSL and Palace devotee, who has been known to shout the Prince drinks on several occasions.

Thankfully the above statement about the Bunnies demise can be ignored. The bunnies are back and stronger than ever after kicking Murdoch's arse in court. They did have to stoop to selling out and merging like some other teams (the dragons come to mind).

The prince is currently back at home after a year long stint in Europe. After his stay in London his perspectives have change slightly. He now thinks that Redfern is a classy place....

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