PHANTEX.....the ghost who carves

Tex's Favourite Hobbies

Tex's Favourite Places on the Web

Men in strange coloured trousers
A world of fine entertainment
A bottle a day keeps the doctor away

Welcome to the page of former TTT Corporation C.E.O. , Hot Texas Chilli, also known as Phantex. To fellow TTTers he is affectionately known simply as 'Tex'.
Unfortuantly, Tex has now had to be relegated to associate member due to his lack of attendance at most TTT meetings, in particular the Bateau Bay AGM (held on the weekend of the 3/02/2001). He was unaminously voted off by the board. Maybe, oneday, if he starts putting in the effort, and stops pulling fuses (namely at his "cheaps") he might be able to make it back in as a full member.
Tex is also known by the name "the proposer" after the way he asked his girlfriend, Lili, out.

Tex's dominance of world boardrooms also extends to him being appointed to the Boards of Pizza Hut, David Jones, Air New Zealand and Downtown Duty Free. He was able to get onto these boards largely through to his $42 million dollar, personal, fortune he so often tells people about. He is secretly using these positions to gain further influence in the corporate world for the TTT Corporation.

When at play Tex enjoys a round of golf, he is the current Ken Open Champion - well so he says anyway...He is perhaps best known on the course for his infamous 30 foot "gimmes".


Tex on the course, before retiring to the 19th

Tex also enjoys a flutter and has been known to spend many happy hours in the gaming rooms of the Malabar RSL and the Juniors, spending away his $42 million fortune.

Tex likes the odd glass of bourbon, in fact he is quite partial to consuming several bottles in a sitting, leading some pundits to tip that he may one day be selected for Souths (RIP), even though he does not plays footy.

Tex is the founder of the TTTradition known as "cheapies", whereby participants gather at a members house to partake in the consumption of large quantities of alcohol, such as Tex's famous 4.5L Jim Beam (complete with stand and pourer). Cheapies can take place at any time, with Tex having the well known habit of calling his brother-in-law HHH or NNN and giving them 10 seconds notice that cheapies are about to take place in their bedroom.

Tex is also known as the style-master of TTT, always willing to try new and unknown combinations. He is best remembered for the brown vinyl jacket he wore to The MPs 21st Birthday, but he is more likely to be seen in blue shearer's singlet, Hawaiian shirt, shorts and boat shoes.

The quote that best sums up Tex's attitude to life was provided by himself when he said "If I ever marry a woman my first question will be 'Do you like cheapies?' If the answer is 'yes', you're in, if 'no' you're out."

Phantex, we hope you manage to get your act back together and make it back as a full member

Phantex can be contacted Here



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