How would you like to join TTT???

Many people around the world have seen our website and thought, "Gee, what a bunch of dead set legends, the world really needs more like them". Well, the good news is, now you can become a legend yourself. That's right, TTT now has a limited number of openings for new "Online Members". We will be signing up lucky visitors to our website who think themselves worthy of TTT Membership. Who knows, in time some proud new members could find their way on to the Board of Directors and play their part in the upcoming Global Takeover.

All you have to do to be considered for TTT Online Membership is:

Send an e-mail to us at triple_treats@yahoo.com. In this e-mail you should answer the following questions:

1. What is your name, and what would you like your TTT name to be?
2. What is your favourite alcoholic beverage and why do you like it??
3. What is your favourite music / bands and why??
4. What is your favourite sport / sporting team and why??
5. Describe the time when you were the most pissed that you have been in your entire life.

Finally, tell us a little bit about yourself and why you think you should be considered worthy of TTT Online Membership.

How much would you expect to pay for this incredible opportunity?? $500, $1000, $10,000!! No, it's ABSOLUTELY FREE!! That's right, just e-mail us now at triple_treats@yahoo.com. What's more, if you e-mail us within the next five minutes we'll throw in a fabulous set of Steak Knives AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!! These knives are crafted by the finest European designers and will slice straight through HHH's steel capped boots in an instant!! Amazing I hear you say!!

To take up this unbelievable offer all you have to do is e-mail us now at triple_treats@yahoo.com, that e-mail again triple_treats@yahoo.com - but do not send any money! We'll contact you within the next few days to let you know whether your application is successful, and whether you are TTT material. E-MAIL NOW!!!

Click on the Triple Treats logo to meet the newest online members of the worlds most powerful corporation.

Thanks for your application, click here to go back to TTT Headquarters