Nasty Naughty Normo's Den

Nasty Normo has a bit of a reputation within the Triple Treats organisation. When we first became of legal age to drink, he would never join us for a sherbet down the pub, opting instead to stay home & play his Nintendo & save his money. My how things have changed...

These days NNN is an integral member of the Triple Treats Social Club. NNN likes his bourbs strong and his women unconscious, his motto being: "A fuck or a fight on a Friday night". To get into the mood for a big night on the dancefloors of Coogee, NNN likes to listen to a little bit of

as he practices his famous "running" dance in front of his bedroom mirror.

When he gets down to the Palace, NNN puts his motto into action, attempting to attract the lowies, sorry ladies, with his unique dancing styles. Sometimes he is successful, but when he is not NNN is never concerned and assures us that his failed conquest was "a low arse mole anyway".

Alternatively, if not in the mood for carving, NNN may get into a bit of a blue. If this happens watch out because NNN has been known to try and take on up to six blokes at once, even when he can't stand up.

Those days of a hefty bank balance are now just a distant memory for NNN. I mean, going out to the local RSL with HHH every night must really take it out of you both physically & financially. But this doesn't tell the whole story. NNN likes a flutter on just about anything, when he gets on he bets big but we only ever seem to hear about the victories - funny that...We can only guess what happens when he loses, probably something like this...

After working hard for months on end, NNN likes to take time off on holidays & where better to go than Bali? He's been six times now & we reckon the only people who would make trips between Australia & Indonesia as frequently as that are drug couriers, but last time we checked, NNN was no drug courier...we think

Here's how NNN warms up on his way to Bali

Back to the line up with all the other bum's