In Attendance: The Warrior, Wacko, Hobo Joe, The DJ, HHH, Ferret, The Prince, NNN
Apologies: The MP (absent sick) and Phantex who was beginning his new career in the Pizza industry.
1. Tonight was really two separate meeTTTings. The Warrior, Wacko and Hobo Joe met at the Newtown RSL at 8.30 whilst the remainder of the meeting met at various other RSL clubs - Kenso and Malabar I believe.
2. The Warrior, Wacko and Hobo also met up with a Uni friend of Hobo's and a mate of his. We were at the RSL to enjoy some of the music of Even and friends, but soon we were making some music of our own on the Karaoke machine with Hobo and The Warrior giving their all with renditions of 'Nowhere Man' and 'Let It Be'. Hobo and Wacko backed up for an encore with their version of the Spice Girls.
3. Soon we went upstairs to watch Even rattle out their hits and also some new songs. As an encore they sang some interesting covers including "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie and "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss. Crowd requests for "Cool Hand Luke" were ignored as was (thankfully) the inevitable request for "Khe Sahn". A good performance in all, but not as good as the last time at Goldmans.
4. Meanwhile the others had pulled a surprise move and made their way to the Palace. As I wasn't there I can't really report what happened but I'm sure you can all have a good guess...after all the last time something interesting happened at the Pal was.....well never really.
5. After the band finished The Warrior left Hobo at some dodgy
looking pub and made his way home. Soon a call came from The Prince,
HHH and Ferret who were the only ones left at the Pal. Again they
announced that they were coming to The Warrior's house. Not believing
this for a second The Warrior made his way into bed only to be awaken
at about 3am by the sound of knocking on the door. The meeTTTing
arrived and made themselves comfortable. We discussed various
business for a while but soon HHH was on the internet looking for
some 'pictures'. The Prince and Ferret left around 4.30, but HHH was
still stuck on the net, not leaving until he'd printed off some
samples on The Warrior's colour printer. The Warrior was asleep when
HHH let himself out sometime around 5am. No doubt HHH was pleased at
himself, having saved up to $30 on buying Swedish pornos. The Warrior
was none too impressed however, having a mere 3 and a half hours
sleep before hitting the pavement for a very slow jog. Needless to
say most of the rest of his day was spent in bed.
In Attendance: The MP, The Warrior, Ferret, Phantex, The Prince, Wacko, NNN.
Apologies: The DJ, Hobo Joe, HHH
1. Meeting convened approximately 7pm, once again in two separate locations. The Warrior and Phantex met up at the Warrior's Lair to add some pretty pictures of the previous night's meeting to our website. At the same time we began to work our way through a case of Coldies. The remainder of the meeting convened at the SFS to watch the Dragons defeat the Roosters 24-18.
2. Consequently The MP was in high spirits and the meeting proceeded to Paddington RSL, where they met up with the now very tipsy Phantex and The Warrior. The drinks flowed freely at the RSL as the meeting peroused the photos from the previous night's meeting. Providing the greatest source of amusement was a very incriminating photograph of The DJ - check out our 'Cruise of Death' page to see for yourself. In fact, these photos also provided entertainment for The Warrior's cousin and his mates who were also enjoying a few quiet ones at the RSL.
3. At the meeting attempts were made to contact the DJ and Hobo Joe, who were at a party in Marrickville. Eventually we agreed to meet at the Ninths and The Warrior, TTTex, Ferret and The MP set off on the long journey, stopping off at Hungry Jacks for a few Whoppers on the way. At the same time, NNN and Wacko headed home, but some members suspected a visit to the City Rose was taking place. The Prince also decided to head home.
4. The four remaining members made it to the Ninths, where we again contacted Hobo Joe, only to find that The DJ had gone home and Hobo wasn't going anywhere. The Prince made a surprise appearance at the Ninths, being unable to get a cab home. Ferret and The Prince then headed for the Pal, whilst TTTex and The Warrior saw The MP to the Nightride and then headed back to The Warrior's lair for some well earned rest.
5. But it didn't stop there. The minute The Warrior and TTTex arrived back, they were contacted by The Prince and Ferret who promptly announced "We're coming to your house". The Warrior again contacted Hobo who said "I've just spewed but I'm kicking on!!" and also Wacko who said he was in bed.
6. Ferret and The Prince arrived and we kicked on until all hours. Eventually Ferret left and the rest of us crashed at The Warrior's lair, the Prince not even stopping to remove his shoes before bed.
7. Meeting closed 4.30am.
The next day, TTTex, The Warrior, HHH and The Prince played a shockingly bad game of tennis,
some much needed exercise after the previous night's acTTTivities.
Apologies: Candy Boy, Wacko, Hobo Joe.
1. The meeting actually started in three separate places. Phantex, HHH & The M.P. all met at HHH's house to sink a few & watch the football; DJ & PPP were at the Rydges-Wentworth for the 21st birthday of a certain agitator & The Warrior was also in the City celebrating the birthday of his girlfriend.
2. Phantex, HHH & The M.P. hopped in a cab at 10:30pm, destination "Legends Bar". While waiting for DJ & PPP, they met a strange bloke who then proceeded to grab HHH by the genitals-witnesses say that HHH seemed to enjoy it. At 11pm, half an hour after the agreed meeting time, PPP came downstairs & invited the three up to where the party was. Needless to say their presence was not welcomed by the host of the party, especially after some drunken incidents in the past...
3. It was at this time that PPP was contacted by The Warrior & it was arranged to meet him at Henry the 9th's, a place not unfamiliar to any member of TTT Corp. Apon arrival, the Members proceeded to get stuck into the pints at an alarming rate, no doubt helped along by the considerable foundations laid with cans of beer back home. When the "last drinks" call came there was only one thing to do-Kick On.
4. It was decided to head down to the Marble Bar where we could drink a few over-priced bottles of lager in comfort. It was here that the effects of liquor started to become noticeable in more than one of the boys-and the bar staff seemed to have done everyone a favour at 2am when they shut the bar.
5. But Triple Treats Corporation was not done. From here it was agreed to go down to the Quay to the Paragon & the after-party of the girl who had the 21st. At this point, DJ & The Warrior wisely called it a night & got a cab home as the other members kept at it. Inside the pub, as the staff served watered-down drinks, tempers started to fray. It saw 3:45am when the remaining members of Triple Treats Corporation decided to call it a night.
6.Meeting closed 3:45-remaining members get the #394 bus home.
Warrior's Comment: The boys went off!! Possibly the best You Am I gig I've seen. Best Moments: When Tim crowd surfed, Rusty's 'mustard' trousers, 'How Much Is Enough', 'Jewels and Bullets'.
In attendance: The Warrior, The MP, PPP, HHH, Phantex, Wacko, Hobo Joe
Apologies: NNN
No Apology: The DJ
Guests: Ferret and half of Waverley, the South Sydney Rabbitohs
1. Meeting convened at approximately 7pm in two separate groups, The MP, Warrior and Prince met at the SFS to watch the defeat of the TTT Rabbitohs by Manly. The members all agreed that the match looked like a game of backyard footy and commented that we were glad that Wacko kindly provided us with free tickets as that performance wasn't worth 12 cents, let alone dollars.
The other half of the meeting convened at Selinas for the annual 'Baxter Ball', an event of unrivalled drunkeness, even in Coogee.
2. After the game finished the meeting moved on to Durty Nelly's where a schooner of beer was consumed by each member, before moving on to the 9ths whereupon we met Hobo Joe. Several pints were enjoyed whilst we listened to 'Reckless' play their usual list of Triple M classics.
3. The meeting, minus Hobo Joe, then continued by cab to the Coogee Bay Hotel, our over-excited driver picking up our guest member Glen "get a dog up ya" Ferret on the way. Upon arrival at Coogee we were greeted, firstly by a fight outside the Sports Bar, and secondly by Wacko, Phantex and HHH who were continuing their drunken revellry at the Ball.
4. The meeting moved on to the Prince's Palace, where we found most of Waverley College, and also most of the Souths team drowning their sorrows. The meeting eventually broke up around closing time and we all enjoyed a well earned rest.
5. Summary: A succcessful meeting, with most members of the TTT attending, notable in his absence was the DJ, who despite repeated attempts the meeting was unable to be contacted. Members agreed that David Jones and the Pigs was most likely the culprit. Some TTT business was discussed, with all members celebrating the recent success of TTT stocks. Phantex informed the Warrior that HHH has been appointed to a new position, although I'm buggered if I can remember what it was.
Details of next meeting: to be advised
A meeting of TTT Corporation is planned for tonight at the SFS where Souths will once again be overpowered & humiliated by a better, stronger, fitter & richer opponent. After the game, we're adjourning to either the Palace or the City but all are welcome. Meeting commences at 7pm outside the ground-ladies bring a plate.
In attendance: Warrior, The DJ, PPP, NNN and Wacko. Apologies: The MP, Phantex, HHH
No business arising from last meeting.
1. Meeting convened at the SFS at 7.30. The DJ introduced junior members Mark and John to the meeting. The meeting proceeded to watch the TTT endorsed Rabbitohs collapse from 6-4 up just before half time to a 42-6 drubbing.
2. During the game numerous alcoholic beverages were consumed, allowing for some TTT business to be discussed. Warrior discussed with NNN the possibility of the opening of an Indonesian TTT office as suggested by Phantex. NNN agreed to conduct a feasibility study into this matter.
3. Towards the end of the game the PPP was contacted by Ferret, a known associate of the TTT and Roosters supporter. PPP proceeded to tell Ferret what he thought of the Roosters in no uncertain terms, and that he was going to 'fuck him up' at the palace next weekend.The TTT meeting endorsed PPP's position.
4. The meeting then relocated, via taxi, to the Juniors where further alcoholic beverages were consumed and gambling on pretend horse races took place. The meeting agreed that far too many alcoholic beverages were consumed for a weeknight, especially as NNN had to work at 4am and PPP at 7am. At one stage NNN considered going straight to work from the meeting. Members advised this was not a good idea.
5. The meeting then moved on to the front door of the 'City Rose' where NNN wanted to collect some tripletreats, but then pulled the pin at the last moment. The DJ and Warrior then left the meeting on sight of the 400 bus. DJ and Warrior continued the meeting at Randwick 7-11, where the DJ bravely consumed a ham and cheese sandwich which looked at least a month old.
6. Meeting closed 11.30pm.