Welcome to the Online Office of the MP

The Member of Parliament (MP) is one of the three TTT founding members. He is an innovative leader of the TTT, being the only member to hold political office. He uses his political powers for the TTT's gain, helpingus to carve our way to global domination by his huge political influence. With the MP in office, a safe future for TTT is assured.

Here is the MP's current office....

The MP is currently residing in the United Kingdom as a visiting diplomat. During his stay he is hoping to extend the Corporation's influence not only over Britain, but over the entire European Union.

The MP is not a member of any particular political party although recently he has considered forming a new party - The NCP - No Coogee Party. He did, however, stage a party, more on which can be found here

Whilst at play the MP has a love for the St.George Dragons that only a true fan can understand.

Only a true fan would attempt to start a riot when the Saints lose, whether he be at the ground, at the pub or in his own loungeroom. As the MP himself says "When St.George lose it, I lose it". The MP's devotion has continued into his stay in London, with him contstanly following the fortunes (or lack therof) the Saints in 2000.

The MP loves a beer, and after he's had a few sometimes assumes a false identity, presumably to prevent leaders of other large companies from seeing him pissed and thinking that TTT is lead by a bunch of piss-heads. He often goes under the name "Paddy O'Brien". We all remember fondly one incident on a TTT tour of Bateau Bay when he used this identity to fool a couple of cops, who to this day are still trying to track down a Paddy O'Brien somewhere in Princes Highway, Maroubra.

The MP has also been called "Cindarella" for his habit of "clicking" around midnight at TTT meetings and storming home. We can hardly blame him, after all he often goes straight from the office to the pub, not bothering to stop for dinner. That is, of course, until he wakes up on the train at Sutherland and continues his journey home using the "Cab 'n Kebab" method.

The MP's favourite places include Henry the 9ths bar at the Sydney Hilton where he like to down a pint of Guinness in about 4 hours.

This causes much annoyance to HHH and the Prince who are desparate to get down to the Palace. The MP always remains unconcerned at this, apparently oblivious to what is going on around him. The MP's liking for a good beer has lead to him discovering the home of 99p pints in London, pretty good in a city renowned for its pricey beers. He has also been privileged to attend "The Church" - an Australasian institution in the Mother Country.

One of The MP's last memories (well he can sort of remember it) of his homeland before he left was his last day at the Office. Well The MP downed a few beers that night, only little did he know that a number of them also contained large amounts of Vodka. The next thing he can remember is waking up on the platform at Ashfield, which isn't even on his train line. He has no idea how he came to be there, but counts himself lucky that nothing worse happened...MP, we salute you as a faithful upholder of the TTT. Good luck in your mission in London.

The MP holding one of the Greatest Albums of all time

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