History of the TTT Corporation

Mission Statement of the TTT Corporation

Four of the integral TTT members - The Prince, The MP, The DJ and HHH (l-r)

The TTT Corporation began as the brainchild of three bored office-workers, known to the world only as "Phantex", "The MP" and "The Warrior". Bored with their day jobs and keen to waste company time conversing by e-mail, these three young men decided to create an corporate empire like no other.

The basic premise of Triple Treats Corporation was to promote our lager lout lifestyle and encourage others to do the same. Members are bound by an unwritten code of conduct, punishable by death, whereby yobbo behaviour is accepted, nay-expected and where the working week is just a five day interlude between TTT meetings.

An early TTT photo featuring the DJ and Hobo Joe. We can also catch a glimpse of the MP in the background

One member, Phantex, has taken an especially keen interest in the financial aspect of directing a corporation such as TTT Corp. He has been studious in his analysis of the (virtual) sharemarket. Phantex proposes that if every member were to invest some of their hard-earned in to his carefully selected porTTTfolios, we would never have to work again & could continue in our piss-sinking ways. Some observers might note that we are already CUB & Lion Nathans biggest shareholders...

One of the earliest TTT MeeTTTings - Phantex and Candy Boy, Terrigal, 1979.

By now, many of you will be wondering about the origins of the name "Triple Treats". Well, quite some time ago Phantex was heard to coment how he'd had a girl do his laundry, wash his clothes & even help shave him. Laughingly, M.P. and Candy Boy refered to this as the "Triple Treats" and a legend was born. You can click here to get to the bottom of other names & terms associated with this all-powerfull corporation.

Finished that one, better head back to the Front Bar for another.