Gold Coast 99 - Tour of Destruction

If you wanted a relaxing holiday, away from it all, with plenty of peace and quiet, where would you go?? Probably not the Gold Coast and certainly not Surfers Paradise. If you were to go to Surfers you would find a sleazy town, full of drunks and yobbos, dirty strip joints and nightclubs full of lowies - and, perhaps worst of all - holidaying TTT Corporation members.

You see, in February this year TTT Corporation decided to hold its Annual Retreat at Surfers Paradise. Four crazy days and nights were spent in this capital of tackiness. Funny thing is, ask any attending member what the Gold Coast is like and he probably won't remember. We didn't see much daylight on our tour. The nights were long and the drinks were strong - blurred memories of nightclubs, strippers, hotel rooms and gutters is about all we now have left of

GOLD COAST 99 - Tour of Destruction.

Luckily though, we have a shitload of embarrassing and incriminating photos, which are now online for the world to see. We know what you're thinking...how can a bunch of pisspots like us take over the world. Well, all I've got to say to you is this.......You're right.

Click here to begin your drunken journey...