Cruise of Death II - The Sequel
From The TTTEx
Attendance: TTTex, DJ, HHH, Hobo Joe, Scorch, Walshie (associate)
Apols: Warrior, NNN, MP, Prince, Candyboy, Wacko
Well definitely a Cruise of Death II material, but this time no casualties to be reported. TTTex met up with HHH at the Pagewood hotel, whilst being escorted by a few Hut workers to start throwing down a few which turned out to be several. Being half way to Pissed-ville we arrived the city at 7pm to meet up with more then enough Waverlians.
Of all the Waverlians one guy that hasn't be seen for quite sometime was Clinton Pelham. We all caught up on old times (as you do) and kept the brewskies pouring down.
It's a Waverley reunion as members catch up with Clinton.
The object of the DJ's affections at the last cruise had attended but the DJ kept his distance with personal reasons, self control and a reputation to up hold keeping him constantly well aware of what might start good but turn out the opposite. Mind you not even the alcohol had persuaded him. This man is real TTT material to be able keep in control at all times while being under the influence - in my opinion, DJ, you are the perfect TTT role model!!!
Tex, DJ, HJ and HHH down a few bevies before trying their stuff with the ladies
On the other hand the TTTex's and NNN's girl had made an appearance but this time wearing something a little more subtle. Yes you guessed it, none other than NNNs blonde haired and lollipop gobbling woman that he had managed to really sus out at Coogee Beach last year.
On a down side the cruise wasn't nearly half as packed out as last years, but nevertheless, as long as alcohol is provided the TTT Corp will always have a motive to attend private functions like the one just past. The cruise ended early with an 11:30pm finish. Though it was a bit disappointing the DJ (not The Gimp) had to be highly commended with the awe inspiring closing song by none other then the legend himself DON McLANE. Good to end up with such a long but brilliant song before everyone headed up to the Paragon (as you do). More alcohol to be consumed ranging from the Vitamin B to Bacardi Breezers.
Here the TTTex managed to sus out the women that he had met on the cruise. Though they had played hard to get the TTTex still had to show the two female sophimores (first year college students) that uni wasn't all theory but more on the practical side especially when it came down to drinking.
As on the last cruise, Tex is keen to show the ladies how it's done in a very "hands-on" way
It was a pity that the TTTex's Cruise invitation to the lad's from THE PLACE was declined as the ladies that the TTTex had managed to sweep were also from the Northern side, bummer hey guys. Unfortunately there was no crop dusting to be done but hey the TTTex can save the dusting for another party. It has been rumoured that The Scorch indulged in a bit of dusting of his own, although these reports have been denied.
Next year all members should try and make the effort to go, even Obrada & Co. from Melbourne. To the guys from THE PLACE definitely a Cruise that all TTT members can get aquainted then really show the ACU students how to drink to what is known to us as Liquid Energy.
The drinks are flowing and members are in good spirits as the night wears on.