Ferret's dodgy cheaps
In attendance: Wacko, NNN, Candy Boy, Hobo Joe, HHH, Tex, The Dominator, Ferret
(or
Hamster if you prefer) and some weird drunken guy whose sunnies are
now on
the way, air mail to England.
Apologies: PPP (London Office), The MP (London Office), The Warrior
(London
Office), DJ, Walshie, Scorch
1. The night, at Ferret's house in coogee, started of suprisingly better than expected with a high attendance from the TTT to originally what was thought to be a non attendance event
As seen in this photo, ferret started off making an effort...
Tex and Candyboy (also know as rommy or Dr Greenthumb) showing what the TTT is really about - something Ferret would never understand
2. The night was starting to go well, apart from Ferret trying to get everyone to stay out in the freezing cold until the joke, which is called watching the bledisloe at ferrets, started. First he tried to get everyone to stand (no chairs here) and watch a tiny little tv which, at the best of times, made it look like it there was a blizzard. Then complaining and whinging when people suggested things like going to watch in the lounge room, where you could see the game, or going down and watching it at coogee instead.
Some TTT members looking pretty pumped....before they found out it wasn't a real cheaps session
NNN showing Wacko how to do a proper crotch bind
3. As some of Ferrets other guests started to leave, pleading boredom, the real party started, all due to the corp. This included tackling, stacks on, fence licking (making HHH jealous) and other such events with Liam being on the receiving end of a "Spear".
4. As the night got colder, which was more noticeable due ferret not allowing anyone inside, the gee ups got harsher, with some drunken fool named Craig being on the brunt of most of the gee ups. It was Bateau Bay all over again with Hobo Joe's comment of "are you going to pass out soon, I need to have a piss" aptly fitting. Let it be said that Craig's "they cost me $300 (but you really wouldn't pay 20 cents for them)" sunnies are now on their way to sunny (?) England.
5. While this was all going on Tex was trying to convert one of Ferret/Hamsters friends to the time worn tradition of cheaps, explaining how much money he could save with the cheaps.
Hobo Joe starting to cut HHH's grass with the fence...
This Craig dickhead, however, was even keener for the fence than HHH or Hobo Joe!!!
6. Approximately 12:30am everyone left Ferret/Hamsters to make the trip to the Coogee Bay, with the cries of I want my mates sunnies back, ringing in all our ears. On the way there Wacko pulled a Cinderella and jumped into a passing cab and Candy Boy grabbed the sunnies off NNN, just before he jumped in a car with his girlfriend, in the first step of their epic journey to England.
Hobo Joe showing how to steal sunnies from a dickhead...
7. Trying hard to keep the TTT dream alive the surviving few, for some god forsaken reason, made their way down to the Sports Bar (TTTex and NNN) to meet up then with none other than the HHH. A couple of beers consumed then the pin(fuse) was pulled.
8. A photo or two were taken in front of the Prince's Palace on Coogee Beach, till HHH played Taxi Driver for NNN and TTTex.
Some TTT members using their shoes to show the difference between upperclass, lower class and middle class....
9. The venture home was somewhat different, the TTTex testing his lungs and throat out to maximum capacity only to scream the HAKA out in full.
Tex doing the haka out the car window on the way home
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