Are you eligible for membership of Triple Treats Corp.?

• Do you drink Malibu at pubs?
• Do you drive a Mazda 323? (excluding Wacko)
• Do you wear boat shoes? (excluding Tex)
• Do you like the Backstreet Boys? (excluding the Palace Twins)
• Do you enjoy movies WITHOUT car chases?

If you answered "YES" to any of the above, Kindly shut the door on your way out, Triple Treat Corp. doesn't want or need your nancy-boy kind in here...

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