Pitch Black: starring the cast of South Park

Cast:

Wendy as Fry
Kenny as Johns
Chef as Iman
Stan as Jack
And finally.....

Cartman as Riddick

Fry: Ok guys, weve got to get the cells to the ship!

Riddick: Gawd damnnit Fryyyy, I dont waaaannnt too.

Fry: Riddick, everythings going to be OOOOK!

Iman: Hey Caroline, how 'bout after reaching New Mecca we make some sweet
love!

Fry: Ewww Gross!

Johns: <mumble..mumble>

[Johns feels in his pocket for his cheesy poofs. There. Just the feeling of
them in his hand take off the egde of the addiction]

Riddick: Gawd damnit lets go already!!

The crew start towards their long journey. Fry soon realizes that Riddick
has been taking them in circles.

Fry: Riddick, what are you doing!!

Riddick: They know our scent! Im trying to throw them off! You WILL respect
my Authoritaaah!! and let me do what I have to do. Gawd damnit the girls
bleeding!

Fry: I am?

Riddick: NO Gawd damnit her!! <points at Jack>

Jack: Dude! Im not a girl! Im not!

Riddick: <laughing and pointing> Jack is a gi-rl...Jack is a gi-rl!

Jack: Riddick,, shut your fat ass up! Dude! Im not a girl! Well...Johns IS
kinda cute...<puke>. Sorry.

Riddick: Im not fat! Im am BEEFCAKE!

Fry: What-ever! Lets just go!

They contenue their trek. Suddenly Johns pulls aside Riddick.

Johns: <mumble..mumble>

Riddick: Well. Which one ya wanna do?

Johns: <mumble..mumble>

Riddick: Im thinking we need a bigger target.

Fight starts. Riddick pulls off Johns arm and hits him over the head with
it.

Riddick: Holy <bleep> !! Look what I just did. See..I told you I was
BEEFCAKE!!

Suddenly an Alien with the face of Barbara Striesand swoops from the sky and
bites off Johns head.

Jack: Oh my god!! It killed Johns!! You Bastard!!!

Riddick: Dont you cry for Johns, dont you dare! Or I'll kick your ass!

Iman: Children...lets pray...that Caroline and I can make some sweet love in
New Mecca.