........James Thomson Sleeps with Blocks Of Cheese and constantly has raging erections while in the presence of High School Boys...His nickname is P.B, which stands for "Party Ball",also a reference to his massive girth. He is very very stingy and greedy, especially during meals. He has been known to hoard over his food and grunt when others come near. James Thomson has many many more nicknames, one of which is "Jamie Lean". "Jamie Lean" refers to his inability to really know when he's passing gas. Whether James is sitting or standing he has a tendency to start leaning to one side and suddenly strange and vile scents begin to surface. James also refuses to wear clothing that fits him . He weighs close to 300lbs, yet he still wears the same clothing that he wore in high school when he was a little over 200lbs. Another interesting fact about P.B. is that he is constantly referring to the women he is "seeing"...It's interesting because no one else is has ever seen them...Due to the raging erection issue he had at the High School where he coaches, many are beginning to question his sexuality altogether. No Girls + Raging Erections around adolescent boys = Calculated Predator. If you see a pear shaped man, that stands on one foot and always starts his sentences with a high pitched stutter BEWARE!!