Clickity click the kool-aid for my stupid questions page... clickity click kermit for my diktionari page ehhhh click the pantera cd for my pile of sh!t page...click the groovy superman for my games and click the cute lil monkey for some spanktastic pics of muah, click the mushroom for pics of my buddies and click the butterfly for pic of me family..!!
MoNiCa
Bum Extraordinaire
55 Shpadoinkle Street
Pooptown, Tx 77520
     Howdee, this is Monica!!!.... ok.....this is my first website so many of you don't faint by its poor quality..lol Well for those of you who know me..uhhh hi!...and for those of you that don't know me here are little tid bits, fiddle-faddles, and things about muah!..... ok! uhhhh I'm 17 my birthday for all of u dorks that dont know by now...is March 1st, 1983....Superman is my father!!...I live in the Pollution Capital of the U.S. aka Houston... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I like monkeys and what not.....Mr. Bean is my hero!!errrrr....Kool-aid kicks ass.....Spam does not..Curious George is just too cute.....I plan on being a Physicians Assistant for my career choice.....ummm well my fav. color is allshadeofblue...I love PanterA... very groovy and what not ill be sure to add much more interesting things later when i have an idea of what i am doing....... :)
I'll be sure to add many more wild,wacky, time consuming, things to my site make sure u add it to your favs list....c'mon u know u want to....do it!...
Well.... ive noticed my site sucks... so im gunna try to update it a lil more often..so i guess im just gunna put what im thinkin, possibly a pic or two on here...stuff.. n stuff....
MoNiCa'S RaNt
I am a BAD American.
I believe the money we make belongs to us and our families, not some
mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to
give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in
English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I think Oprah is a big fat pig.
I think Barbara Streisand, Julia Roberts, Alec Baldwin, & Rosie should
all shut the hell up and move to Canada like they promised.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the
bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't
begun to be enlightened.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods. Just
leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
Rosie is too.
... and so is Martha Stewart. Anyone who pays attention can tell this,
they just hush it up so they can win elections and keep their shows on
the air.
My heroes are Phil Anselmo, Curious George, and whoever
canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich and I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in
the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you. So shut up
already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson
preaches. And where does he get his money. And why does he always become
a part of the problem and not the solution.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
for the next four years.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me
crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These
people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I think macaroni and cheese could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the better.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.
I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please
don't pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your dick, it is sex, and it is sex for
both of you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self esteem
issues, and you are President of the United States. "Is" means is,
dumbass.
If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.
My fav. color so far I have blue pink and purple!!!!!
About fuckin' time I'm finally 18!!!!!!! WHats a girl to do? Put holes in her body, you're right!.... uhhh next, tattoo's baby...
The bird, its a plane, its SUPERMONICA!!!! im gunna get married in that t-shirt... lol im just jokin...for fuck's sake..
Awwwww isnt she ever sooo cute?? i mean ive never seen anything so absolutely adorable... oh and the kid is ok.....lol by the way thats my lil niece ADRIAN... cute lil ball-o-cuteness.
Purple hair kicks ass, ill tell ya that much....uhhh yea this is a recent pic of me and whut nut...!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pink hair kicks ass, ill tell ya that much....uhhh yea this is an even more recent pic of me and whut nut...!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! its a pony tail bump dont you hate those, jesus this is a circus, why dont i get a mullet to entertain u guys next time, eh????