Well ladies and gentlemen, this is the
Poopie List.
I don't know about any of you, but I've seen these lists passed around at schools since I was 5 years old. Maybe some of you have never heard of the infamous list, so prepare yourselves. you may pass this list on to "newbies" at will, as long as you do not change anything in whole or in part. This is a sacred list of
Poopies.
We all heard of the stories of what happened to such men who fucked with this list. Many had their balls removed and forced to watch Martha Stewart!
Do not Fuck With It!
Billy "The Kid" Poopie: This is so named because this is a certain kind of poopie that shoots out of your brownie pipe fast and furious! This isn't like the contemplating poopie (see below).
Backstreet Boyz poopie: This is the kinda of poopie that stinks. So much so that you may or may not have gotten into fist fights when releasing such a poopie in a public bathroom over the content of the smell.
Nsync poopie: This poopie is special! This is the kind of poopie where you have to piss and poopie at the same time, but don't know which one you wanna do first! Women do not suffer from this diseased poopie for they can do both.So once again men have gotten screwed by mother nature--that cunt! Many have become almost to replicate a "deer in the head lights" when their standing & wondering which they can hold longer. Should they piss first and pray a dribble doesn't leak down their leg? Or should they poopie first and hope they don't spray urine into the bathtub, like those hoses at Six Flags!
Contemplating poopie: This is a poopie where you have been caught up in lives nuances such as--watching the last minute of a ball game, Pamela Anderson switched to thong in Bay Watch, or just if you're really lazy! What you must do is contemplate the poopie! Is this poopie worth me missing the final shot, or her ass in a thong, or is it worth me moving at all?
Jimmy Carter poopie: This one is pretty self explanatory! This is the peanut poopie. Sometimes these poopies can be fun to look at ,but mostly they just cut your asshole up. Sesame seeds can fall into this category as well.
High school chearleader poopie: I call this the chearleader poopie because it is a tease! You will strain, you will pop a vain, you will bust a nut trying to get this poopie out-- and what do you have to show for it? One nugget! Hardly worth the build up I think.
Pope poopie: This is the type of poopie that hurts your gut so bad that you begin to pray for the pain of it to stop. The Pope doesn't know shit!
Figure Eight poopie: This is where you release such a log of shit that your poopie does a fold and becomes "Art Like" when it shapes itself into a figure eight. This is also the kind of poopie that everyone stops to stare at before they flush.
Saudi Arabian poopie: This is the kind of poopie that stinks like an anchovies cunt! The poopie smell is so bad you would almost pay to have a skunk sit on your face! I figure "Towel heads" stink too hence the name of this particular poopie.
well that's it for this addition of the revised
Poopie list
be sure to check back when I add more items as my imaginary friend is out of town, then I will have more time to write, Hail Brittany Spears!
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