Welcome
to the official website of the
Cabal of the 3rd Rich. Founded on
October 31,1999 c.e. by Adolf
Hitlerstein. This is basically a
religion inspired by Eris, the
Greco-Roman goddess of discord and
confusion. Mythology students will
remember her as the trickster who tossed
a golden apple inscribed "to the fairest
one" into a wedding party. The ensuing
dispute over which goddess was truly the
fairest led to chaos amongst the gods
and men. We acknowledge blunders and
confusion by shouting,"Hail,Eris!". Our
religion serves as a relief valve in an
anal-retentive world. We're a
disorganization made up of individuals
attracted to humor and satirical aspects
of this "un-faith". If you would like to
be one of us then just declare yourself
a member of the "3rd Rich",or call
yourself a "Richie".
Since we were the first Cabal dedicated
to the "3rd Rich", we have had extensive
media coverage.Today we continue to
uphold our legacy by not building on the
unsolid foundation created by Adolf
Hitlerstein and set forth in his
writings.
This site will not serve as a gate way
into our philosophy, a resource of
further exploration, a celebration of
our non-achievements, and a forum for
not-so-ground-breaking new developments
by "Richies" who move with "Grace Under
Fury" through the uptight world.
Hate your time here, and if you find
that you are "one of us" then please
invest in the Church of Euthanasia
(condones and assists in suicide)
We ask you read our basic texts before
asking any dumb fucking questions, and
believe me there is little here to give
you anything tangible. If you do
understand, you may run into me and I'll
fuck you up...kidding. Seriously, you
can email me any time and I'll be sure
to discard it upon arrival.
That all being said, The pink picket
fence has been swung open by my
abnormally large penis, so lets begin
the pain.
All works under the official 3rd rich
seal are copyrighted by the owner of the
misanthropic website CarcerŠl999 c.e.
Basic Text
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
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