Hey everyone, and welcome to my chaotic chapter here on the world wide web. To save you your precious time, I am going to tell you now that this page is outrageously boring. Either way, I hope by the time you finally decide to stop looking at my chaotic chapter, you have drained every last bit of energy from your body, dried out your eyes, felt blood roll out of your mouth, and have nearly passed out at your desk.... Happy surfing!
