Here's a few quotes straight out of the horses' mouths. (Nothing meant by that.) I'll be adding more as much as possible, so keep checking back for more. Enjoy!

Tom-"So we're in Wisconsin. I LOVE CHEESE!!" Mark-You know, I really don't get the point of putting something in the fridge, let it mold, and then take it out and spread it on a cracker!!

"Do you wanna know what I think of you? 'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be. To take back what you said. It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head." ~From Cheshire Cat

Tom-"Now which one of you said I suck? Which one of you called me an ugly disgusting bastard? Was it you? How old are you? How old are you? You know I once said that I would never stick anything in my buttlarger than a lamp light! Anyway........you guys wanna hear a song?

"hey, we're on travis!"
~another inside joke...

"stifle! i have news for you! if you think you're going to get through this class by slacking off, well you have another thing coming! i have news for you! You don't know anything, go sit down!"
~my Algebra 2 teacher last year... *shudders*

"When in doubt, don't do it"
~slacker's code

"Life is so confusing. When you try to understand it, you just get even more confused. Sometimes it's better to just go to sleep and forget about everything... but eventually you will have to wake up again. And that's what sucks."

"Why do it the easy way, when the hard way is easier?"
~James Family Motto

"Shannon, Blinker's making fun of my flagella!"
~Inside Joke

"It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"