Kooky Jokes
Q.Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A. It had no guts...
Q. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A.With scare spray
Q. What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
A.Ouch...
Q.How do monsters tell their future?
A.They read their horrorscope...
Q. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A. A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Q.Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A.No, they eat the fingers separately...
Q. Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A. Because they don't have any body to go out with...
A. Q.Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A. It had no guts...
Q. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
A.With scare spray
Q.How do monsters tell their future?
A. They read their horrorscope...
Q.What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A. A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Q.Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A.No, they eat the fingers separately...
Q.Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A. Because they don't have any body to go out with...
Q.What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
A. Booberries...
Q.What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
A. Halloweenies
Q.What is a vampire's favorite sport?
A. Casketball...
Q.What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving...
Q.Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A. To improve his bite...
Q.What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A.Frostbite...
Q.What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A. A boo boo...
Q.Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy
Q.What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
A. Decoffinated
Q.What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
A. Shrinkenstein...
Q.What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
A. Peekaboo...
Q.What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. "Do you believe in people?"
Q.What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer...
Q.Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A. They're too wrapped up in themselves...
Q.What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
A. Dead ends...
Q.What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
A. Ghost toasties with evaporated milk
Q.What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A. A blood vessel...
Q.What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A. A scareplane
Q.If a snowman marries a vampire, what will they name their first child?
A. Frostbite
Q.How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
A.By bony express!
Q.Why arent Vampires popular?
A.Because they are a pain in the neck
Q.Why couldnt the mummy come outside?
A.Because he was all wrapped up!
Q.What do you say to a two headed monster?
A.HELLO!HELLO!
Q.How do you make a witch scratch?
A.Take away the "w"
Q.What is the best way to call Dracula?
A.Long Distance
Q.Where does a vampire keep his money?
A.In a bloodbank
Q.What color are ghosts?
A.BOOOO!(blue)
Q.What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A. Boo boo's!
Q.How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A.Tickle his funny bone!
Q.What do you get when you cross a ghost with a hen?
A. A see through bird that says "Peek-a-boo!"
Q.What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
A. Hello, hello, hello.
Q. What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A. A boo-loney sandwich.
Q.What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A. A dead end.
Q.What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A. A wash-and-werewolf.
Q.What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Fasten your sheet belt.
Q.What is a witch with poison ivy called?
A. An itchy witchy.
Q.Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
Q. Where do vampires live?
A. In the Vampire State Building.
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