In 1994, the release of the MH-2600 Cyber Sleigh specifications astounded scientists and Scrooges worldwide. For many, that was not enough proof. They still didn't Believe.
During the Summer of 1995, high-powered microwave signals were intercepted from the North Pole to a spot somewhere in New York City. When the FCC attempted to triangulate its source and destination, officials overheard part of the conversation. Although they were unavailable for comment, sources say it was Santa Claus placing a call back to his home up North. These same sources also claim Santa Claus has been making regular visits into society during the off-season, sometimes passing as an ordinary person.
That is where WE come in.
Children and Adults alike commonly come to conclusion that there is no Santa Claus. To disprove this myth, our team was assembled under the guidelines of the Elves in Black. The best researchers, investigators, photographers, and cameramen in the world bring you the XMAS files. The following images have been pulled from our archives. Permission for release to the general public has been cleared through both the Elves in Black Ministry of Information and the United Nations:
This Ancient Egyptian Papyrus was discovered recently in the near the Valley of the Kings in Egypt - experts speculate that subject Kringle may have been in need of mechanical assistance.
Physicists also speculate that this offers concrete proof that Santa Claus possesses technology enabling him to travel through time as well as space. Could this be how Santa does so much work in just one night?
This is the actual full shot of the astronaut's footprint in the lunar soil, photographed with a 70mm lunar surface camera during the Apollo 11 extravehicular activty on the moon. The "un-cropped" image reveals some mysterious "hoofprints" next to it.
Zoologists have confirmed that these hoofprints were not made by extraterrestrials, but by a species of reindeer.
Sources say the astronaut was actually photographing these prints for NASA researchers.
Due to unforseen circumstances, news leaked out that NASA had photos of a footprint on the moon and, in turn, resorted to cropping out the rest of the image to save the public from this "damaging evidence that we were not the first on the moon".
Researchers speculate that Subject Kringle may use the moon as a refueling point during his Christmas flight schedule.
This stone monolith and surrounding stone circle is located 4 miles south of Drombeg, Ireland. Excavations in 1957 and 1958 revealed a very interesting structure design. All stones are from a local sandstone site. The center monolith stands 2.2m (7ft 2in) in height, while the surrounding circle of "Gift" stones occupy a circle that is 4.6m (14.5 ft) in diameter.
This image was taken during tryouts for the 1975 ASP World Surfing Tour held off of the coast of northern California; records indicate that this contestant made it to the final heat but was dismissed because of a "specialized surfboard" that contained "internal thrusters" and an "anti-gravity" device. Witnesses in the crowd stated over and over that they had never seen a surfer with the skill level of this contestant known only as "Surfer X" (according to the Sign-In Log).
This photograph was taken over officer's quarters near a United States Air Force base in 1993. This evidence remained in a high security USAF archive pending a full military investigation as a UFO sighting. After studying the recently-released Cyber Sleigh footage, scientists determined that this is clearly a picture of Santa Claus in his sleigh banking to the right during a fast lift-off.
Incidentally, the photo mysteriously vanished from the USAF's possession in early 1994 and did not surface again until last year when an officer's son (living in the house with a chimney) teased his little brother and made him cry by saying "There is No Santa Claus."
For Christmas, the misbehaved youth received a lump of coal - and this photo.
Once this picture made its way into the hands of the Project X-mas Team, USAF officials promptly disavowed all knowledge of the photo, its origin, or its authenticity.
This sepia print was provided courtesy of The Pierpont Morgan Library and is dated around late winter to early spring of 1852 by several independant historians; the Native Americans belonged to the Atsina Plains Tribe as noted by the original photographer.
The figure second from the right was called "Tunkashila Claus" (Grandfather Claus), and is unmistakably Kris Kringle.
The unusally small figure to the right of Kringle seems to be one of Kringle's consorts.
This vacation snapshot of Subject Kringle was removed from Kringle's hideout in the North Pole by one of our most talented double agents (ex-EIB). Kringle posed for this picture back in 1982 while visiting China with Mrs. Kringle.
During an intensive interrogation in which the EIB made the ex-agent eat one Keebler cookie after another, he disclosed that this snapshot was one of several hundred photos Mrs. Kringle had taped to her refrigerator. He obtained several photos before departing the North Pole and blowing his cover.
The CIA intercepted the elf at the Customs Gate inside JFK International Airport, and proceeded to seize the collection. EIB insiders at the CIA forwarded this photo back to the head office.
This image was captured by a tourist back in 1991 on the northeastern coast of Maui, it seems that Subject Kringle is an avid fan of water sports. As a result, the X-Mas Files Team has staked out shorelines all over the world in hopes of capturing another glimpse of Kringle.
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