Police Conversation


A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:


Officer:  “May I see your driver's license?”


Driver:  “I don't have one.  I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.”


Officer:  “May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?”


Driver:  “It's not my car.  I stole it.”


Officer:  “The car is stolen?”


Driver:  “That's right.  But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.”


Officer:  “There's a gun in the glove box?”


Driver:  “Yes sir.  That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.”


Officer: “There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?”


Driver: “Yes, sir.”


Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.  The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:


Captain:  “Sir, can I see your license?”


Driver:  “Sure.  Here it is.”  It was valid.


Captain:  “Who's car is this?”


Driver:  “It's mine, officer.  Here's the owner' card.”  The driver owned the car.


Captain: “Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?”


Driver:  “Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.”  Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.


Captain: “Would you mind opening your trunk?  I was told you said there's a body in it.”


Driver: “No problem.”  Trunk is opened; no body.


Captain:  “I don't understand it.  The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.”


Driver: “Yeah, I'll bet the lying cop told you I was speeding, too”