Police
Conversation
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has
the following exchange:
Officer:
“May I see your driver's license?”
Driver:
“I don't have one. I had it
suspended when I got my 5th DUI.”
Officer:
“May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?”
Driver:
“It's not my car. I stole it.”
Officer:
“The car is stolen?”
Driver:
“That's right. But come to think
of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my
gun in there.”
Officer:
“There's a gun in the glove box?”
Driver:
“Yes sir. That's where I put it
after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the
trunk.”
Officer: “There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?”
Driver: “Yes, sir.”
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his
captain. The car was quickly surrounded
by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain:
“Sir, can I see your license?”
Driver:
“Sure. Here it is.” It was valid.
Captain:
“Who's car is this?”
Driver:
“It's mine, officer. Here's the
owner' card.” The driver owned the car.
Captain: “Could you slowly open your glove
box so I can see if there's a gun in it?”
Driver:
“Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.”
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: “Would you mind opening your
trunk? I was told you said there's a
body in it.”
Driver: “No problem.” Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain:
“I don't understand it. The
officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the
car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.”
Driver: “Yeah, I'll bet the lying cop told
you I was speeding, too”