The Chocolate Ritual
Written by: John Shepard (1993)
Materials Required: On the altar there are brown candles; a Tootsie Roll (the big-ass one as the athame); a large glass with milk in it, (the chalice); a small dish of Nestle's Quick and a spoon; a small dish of chocolate sprinkles; a plate of cupcakes and some Yoo-Hoo along with a goblet.
CLEANSE THE SACRED SPACE:
(take the small bowl of chocolate sprinkles)
Chocolate sprinkles where thou art cast
No calories in thy presence last.
Let no fat adhere to me,
And as I will So Mote it BE!
Nestle's Quick where thou art cast
Turn this milk to chocolate fast.
Let all good things come to me,
And make my milk all chocolatey!
CAST THE CIRCLE (using tootsie roll):
CALL THE QUARTERS:
Mouse of the East, Fluffy one!
Great prince of the palace of dessert.
Be present,
(looks like I got distracted here... I'll finish this soon I promise! ^_^)
