If . . .

If I had more time alone I'd finish my quilt.
If I could change anything about the world I would eliminate all the misanthropes.

If I had a plane ticket to anywhere in the world it would be to India.

If I could live anywhere in the world I would live in Panama.

If I could visit any time period I would visit the 80s again.

If I could, I would spend time with Fiona Apple.

If I could magically change my physical appearance, I'd make myself taller.

If I were on a desert island I'd want these 4 people with me: Kristie Friesenhahn, Marcos Santiago, Ross Pruett, and Marc Schulz

The first thing I would do on a stranded island is look for shelter and food.

The first thing I would do on my return from the island is take a shower.

If I had wings I'd fly above New Orleans.

If I were a plant I'd be a Venus Fly Trap.

If I were a beverage or cocktail I'd be water.