Some assembly required. Not available in stores. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely intentional. Do not take internally. Do not bend, fold, staple, spindle, or mutilate this page. If symtoms persist, contact your physician. May be harmful or fatal if swallowed. Add $4.95 for shipping and handling. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. This offer void in Wisconsin and wherever prohibited by law. Use only in well ventilated area. Reservations recommended. Not responsible if lost, stolen, or misplaced. Management reserves the right to refuse service to everyone.