Redneck Love Poem
Collards is green,
Yore hair is like cornsilk
You move like the bass,
Yore as satisfy'n as okry
You got some'a yore teeth,
On special occasions,
Still them fellers at work,
Like a good roll of duct tape
Yore as cute as a junebug
Cut from the best cloth
When you hold me real tight
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
Some men, they buy chocolate
Some men git roses
Some men buy fine diamonds
But for this man, honey,
I got you a gift,
IT"S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR
dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luvs ya anyway.
jist a-fry'n in a pan.
Yore as fragrant as snuff
right out of the can.
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by your charms.
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Yore there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
More than a fresh load of dirt.
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Like the best vinyl sidin'
despite all the years,
your age, it keeps hidin'.
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are foever,"
they explain, suave and couth.
these won't do.
Cause yore too special,
you sweet thang you.
wit'out taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds.....
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