Ye Olde Random Quote Page
HA! *point*
Do I turn this way? No, not that way! Aaaah, evil bus station!
When you look at her, all you see are lips and teeth!
BREAD to BREAD
Why are you wearing tights, Sean? They came with the ass!
DARK!
Penis? Yes!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
NO! Bad grasshopper, bad!
Who needs sanity? It just gets in the way.
The guy in the movie with the hair...
The nectarines are quacking?
PINK!
Look, look at my socks! They have toes! Aren't they cool?
Are you falling out of my shoe?
Where did everybody go?
Ewww, it's all warm and gooey...
Merideth, move your hUUUge head
Uh-oh...
We're all going to die!
No Mango for you!
Bring me back a spork!
I'll give her a ha! And a hiya! And I'll kick her, sir!
Crack is bad
I want your chili.
Can I be your chili bowl?
We should have a chili cookoff to see who has the best chili.
I make my chili with just the right spice. ;)
Tickle-me Merideth
Tessa-bear
Duct tape wallets!
You're so random.
squeeeeeeeky!
No pinching Merideth's cheeks!
You da man... but you suck.
I left my ass in my other pants, in the other car.
If all else fails, answer with a probability
I discovered James' ass, so now it's mine
Where's your car, James?
Doesn't my body drive you wild with desire? Bouncy bouncy bouncy
Hey look, I'm molesting Micheal!
Hey, quit molesting Micheal!
Worship me like the goddess that I am [note: that should be in latin, but until Jill comes back, it will remain in english]
Great Horned God, bless this twinkie!
Oh God, please come into this Alfredo Sauce! um... I mean... ah Hel.
It wouldn't work. I'm on top and he's on the wrong end!
Pudding!
Of course I'm going out of my mind! Who else's mind would I be going out of?
I hate it when the guy has better makeup than I do.
Well, I'm going back to the bondage now, excuse me.
I haven't slept since this morning.
I guess my one pentacle was too much for her three crosses.
Jesus says yeah!
Fire good. Fire-blanket bad!
Bloody campus wildlife...
If I ever see a sheep wagging it's butt at me, I'm running away!
You put it where? (By request ;) )
You...you're not going to tell mom about this, are you?
So now I can say I know Jesus. Intimately.
Bah!
Because the dog had a pretty mouth? (don't ask)
