Merideth's Rules of Life
An ongoing list
- Don't panic.
- If you can't make fun of yourself, don't make fun of anyone else.
- Don't hit children. Ever.
- Some situations warrent cursing.
- Don't let the turkeys get you down.
- If you're going to San Fransisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
- Every day, help someone
- Decaffeinated coffee and soda are evil.
- Peace out.
- Every day is a winding road.
- There is nothing wrong with bringing a blanket to school.
- When you're in a parade, don't make obscene gestures at anyone
- Rant.
- Love is not only blind, it does not listen to reason.
- Try not to lie to people. It only screws you over in the end.
- Rock the boat.
- Listen to music.
- Be kind, rewind.
- Everyone has the right to their opinions.
- That doesn't necessarily mean they are right.
- Don't sing in front of the customers (unless that's what you're paid to do)
- Everyone can sing. Not everyone can sing well.
- When you're in a tiny Mustang and they're in a Pathfinder, don't assume they'll get out of the way.
- Signal, you bloody fool!
- Give blood, you might need it some day.