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You Know Your A Real Horse Person When...

You change lanes while driving and your "inside" leg moves to apply pressure.

Your daughter's birth announcement reads: "it's a filly!"

While walking your dog, you hold the leash like a rein.

No one wants to ride in your car because they'll get sweet feed and hay in their socks and purses...but that's ok because then you'd have to rearrange all the tack to make room for them, anyways!

Someone does something nice for you and you say "good boy" or "atta girl" and pat them on the neck.

Your boyfriend complains that you love your horse more then you love him and you answer: 
"And your point is?"

You say "whoa" to your dogs.

You say "whoa" to your kids.

You say "whoa" to your truck.

You see the vet more than you see your child's pediatrician.

Your horse gets new shoes more often than you do.

You can find your boots in the dark by the aroma.

You always have new foal pictures in your wallet.

You've considered moving into the barn since it is cleaner.

You stop channel surfing when you see the Budweiser Clydesdales!
Submitted by: Horse Lady

You buy Lucky Charms just to play with the little marshmallow horseshoes!
Submitted by: Horse Lady

When your horse eats better than you.
Submitted by: Horse Lady

When your wife threatens to leave you for buying another horse and you reply 
"Good it was getting too expensive to feed you anyway".
Submitted by: Mat Har

You spend your rainy days cleaning the tack room instead of the house.
Submitted by: Cassie Eckman

You have a $17,000 trailer and a $1700 dollar truck.
Submitted by: Cassie Eckman

You clean your tack room more than your house.
Submitted by: Cassie Eckman

You kiss your horse more than your husband/boyfriend and its a lot better.
        Submitted by: Horse Lover

People walk in to your house take a sniff and say '' Oh I didn't know you had horses".
        Submitted by: Horse Lover

You walk past someone and instead of saying "excuse me" you poke them in the ribs and say "over".
       Submitted by: Horse Lover

You trade in your 2001 BMW for a 2 ton 4x4 just so you can trailer your horse to shows.
     Submitted by: Horse Lover

You go to the barn wearing white and are dirty within seconds.
    Submitted by: Horse Lover

No one wants to wash their clothes with yours because they'll come  out covered in horse hair.
      Submitted by: Horse Lover

You spend more time at the barn then at home (and it shows).
       Submitted by:  Horse Lover

You choose to ride in a blizzard rather than go to a restaurant with your boyfriend/husband.
     Submitted by: Horse Lover

You know your a horse person when you horse has a wardrobe of blankets and
clothes bigger than yours.
 Submitted by: Pony Girl

You'd rather muck stalls than clean your bedroom.
Submitted by: Cutie Appy

Your horse smells better than you do.
Submitted by: Shilo

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