handzah (1:57:45 AM): hey kris
vorange4 (1:57:48 AM): so much for softcore
vorange4 (1:57:50 AM): im sorry
handzah (1:57:54 AM): yeah
handzah (1:57:58 AM): whatever
vorange4 (1:58:03 AM): i had an unexpected guest
handzah (1:58:08 AM): im better hardcore anyway
handzah (1:58:09 AM): who
vorange4 (1:58:16 AM): yeah! thats the way i like it
vorange4 (1:58:18 AM): stefan
vorange4 (1:58:42 AM): poor guy is couped up all day with his grandma
vorange4 (1:58:53 AM): he just likes to get out
handzah (1:59:14 AM): is he there now?
vorange4 (1:59:23 AM): no
vorange4 (1:59:27 AM): he just left
handzah (1:59:32 AM): oh
handzah (1:59:52 AM): next time you talk to him tell him his head are coming
vorange4 (1:59:58 AM): we were at kyles
vorange4 (2:00:02 AM): ok...
handzah (2:00:17 AM): neeto
vorange4 (2:00:32 AM): is that some secret code
handzah (2:00:57 AM): uh..
handzah (2:01:03 AM): yeah
handzah (2:01:09 AM): ...
vorange4 (2:01:10 AM): rockin
vorange4 (2:01:28 AM): mom made an awesome apple pie for dessert tonight
handzah (2:01:51 AM): actually when i was freshman i used draw the back of peoples heads in class when i got bored
handzah (2:01:53 AM): cool
handzah (2:01:56 AM): i drew his head
handzah (2:02:11 AM): and i told him i would send him all of them
vorange4 (2:02:28 AM): oh i get it
handzah (2:02:33 AM): an i found them
handzah (2:02:40 AM): yeah
handzah (2:02:53 AM): i have like 8 of cassi
handzah (2:02:56 AM): s head
vorange4 (2:03:09 AM): beautiful boredum
handzah (2:03:12 AM): she sat in front of me in history
handzah (2:03:18 AM): ahol
handzah (2:04:37 AM): i think my snacking hours are good for tonight
vorange4 (2:04:53 AM): how are they good
handzah (2:04:54 AM): i had like three rice cakes
vorange4 (2:05:04 AM): you glutton!
handzah (2:05:23 AM): they were alright
handzah (2:05:37 AM): thy are the sole cause of my excesive obesity
vorange4 (2:05:37 AM): i doffer you some pie but you know
handzah (2:05:46 AM): yeah
vorange4 (2:05:47 AM): schazam!
handzah (2:05:49 AM): i know
vorange4 (2:07:06 AM): would you excuse me a while while i procure some apple pie?
handzah (2:07:29 AM): maybe
vorange4 (2:07:42 AM): what do i need to do to seal the deal
vorange4 (2:08:20 AM): oh fiddlesticks
vorange4 (2:08:21 AM): brb
handzah (2:10:38 AM): sha see if i'll talk to you know
vorange4 (2:12:28 AM): its ok if you dont
vorange4 (2:12:32 AM): i found someone better
vorange4 (2:12:37 AM): and she comes with icecream
vorange4 (2:12:44 AM): and a flky crust
handzah (2:12:47 AM): therers no one betterthan me
vorange4 (2:12:48 AM): flaky
vorange4 (2:12:58 AM): its true!
handzah (2:13:08 AM): im too sweet
handzah (2:13:13 AM): grrrr
vorange4 (2:13:36 AM): sweeter than sweet sweet pie
handzah (2:13:53 AM): bill's up
vorange4 (2:14:05 AM): bill?!
handzah (2:14:15 AM): yeah
handzah (2:14:25 AM): bill
vorange4 (2:14:37 AM): whats bill "up" to
handzah (2:14:58 AM): eating rice cakes
handzah (2:15:02 AM): trying to go to sleep
vorange4 (2:15:17 AM): is that all wyoming has to eat
handzah (2:15:32 AM): no we gots lots of beef
handzah (2:15:38 AM): all you can eat
vorange4 (2:15:44 AM): wheres the beef cakes
handzah (2:16:05 AM): i told you, bill's right here
vorange4 (2:16:13 AM): booyeah!
handzah (2:16:46 AM): bill is one beefcke
handzah (2:16:52 AM): hes the king beef cake
vorange4 (2:16:58 AM): now thats disturbingly yet delightfully kinky
handzah (2:17:45 AM): you think so
handzah (2:17:54 AM): it just gets better from there
vorange4 (2:18:07 AM): excellent
handzah (2:18:12 AM): harcore
handzah (2:18:18 AM): hardcore
handzah (2:19:07 AM): grr baby very grr
handzah (2:19:08 AM): ""
vorange4 (2:19:25 AM): i dont know that quote
vorange4 (2:19:30 AM): is it from a porno?
handzah (2:19:37 AM): yes
vorange4 (2:19:45 AM): yeah porno!
handzah (2:19:58 AM): they spy that shagged me
vorange4 (2:20:23 AM): i think i missed that one
handzah (2:20:36 AM): very popular
handzah (2:20:41 AM): austin powers
vorange4 (2:20:42 AM): im not
vorange4 (2:20:51 AM): oh ok
handzah (2:20:53 AM): you are with me
handzah (2:21:00 AM): stud muffin
handzah (2:21:04 AM): apple pie
vorange4 (2:21:09 AM): aw shucks
handzah (2:21:18 AM): gol
handzah (2:22:22 AM): yesterday. whilst driving i thought of that oriental shit fountain picture
handzah (2:22:29 AM): it was horrible
vorange4 (2:22:38 AM): heh i know
vorange4 (2:22:47 AM): it ruins so many moments
handzah (2:22:56 AM): i would like to thank you personally for that
vorange4 (2:23:00 AM): it wouldnt be so bad if you didnt have a memory
handzah (2:23:08 AM): Thank You
vorange4 (2:23:16 AM): im sorry
handzah (2:23:20 AM): no no
handzah (2:23:23 AM): really
handzah (2:23:27 AM): thank you
vorange4 (2:23:34 AM): the only solace i can give you is ti ruins times for me
handzah (2:23:50 AM): excellent
handzah (2:24:13 AM): i hope you never get a horible catching illness
handzah (2:24:31 AM): i can image that youd spred it out of sheer contempt
handzah (2:24:36 AM): or something
vorange4 (2:24:45 AM): i am evil
handzah (2:24:49 AM): (sarcasm)
handzah (2:24:56 AM): oh you are
handzah (2:24:59 AM): you really are
vorange4 (2:25:02 AM): i caught it (sort of)
handzah (2:25:12 AM): it looks goood on ya
vorange4 (2:25:31 AM): deliciously evil
vorange4 (2:25:38 AM): like apple pie
handzah (2:25:43 AM): mu ha ha ha
handzah (2:25:49 AM): would it be okay
handzah (2:25:51 AM): if
handzah (2:26:01 AM): i was your evil side kick
vorange4 (2:26:01 AM): yes!
handzah (2:26:10 AM): or at least your arch nemisis
vorange4 (2:26:10 AM): i wouldnt expect no less
vorange4 (2:26:18 AM): or better yet how about you take the helm
vorange4 (2:26:24 AM): and ill be your side kick
handzah (2:26:37 AM): yes!
vorange4 (2:27:08 AM): ill expect you want me to wear a dog colar and leash
handzah (2:27:17 AM): oh oh
handzah (2:27:24 AM): and leather chaps
vorange4 (2:27:36 AM): and nothing else, got it
handzah (2:27:39 AM): and aviator glasses
vorange4 (2:28:15 AM): aviator glasse?! how resque
handzah (2:28:29 AM): you think?
handzah (2:28:33 AM): yeah?
vorange4 (2:28:35 AM): indubitably
handzah (2:28:35 AM): well
handzah (2:28:43 AM): you dont have to if you dont want to
vorange4 (2:28:55 AM): thanks
vorange4 (2:29:05 AM): i dont think im ready for that freaky shit yet
handzah (2:29:12 AM): i'd like it very much if you did though
vorange4 (2:29:30 AM): so its settle i am to wear 4 pairs of aviator glasses
handzah (2:29:59 AM): you dont understand what a paor of avator glasses does to a girl
handzah (2:30:03 AM): ask kayla
handzah (2:30:55 AM): did she tell you
vorange4 (2:31:01 AM): indeed she did
handzah (2:31:08 AM): see
handzah (2:31:18 AM): yeah theirs HOT!
handzah (2:31:25 AM): they're
vorange4 (2:31:29 AM): it must be some freudian thing where girls really want to be with bugs
handzah (2:31:39 AM): lol
handzah (2:31:49 AM): ah kris
vorange4 (2:31:54 AM): ill show YOU my abdomen through my chaps
handzah (2:32:09 AM): huh
handzah (2:32:35 AM): i dont think im ready for that kinky shit
handzah (2:32:47 AM): im a church going gal
vorange4 (2:33:01 AM): would you prefer thorax action first
handzah (2:33:13 AM): does it hurt?
vorange4 (2:33:45 AM): i wouldnt know
handzah (2:33:53 AM): oh
handzah (2:33:58 AM): well maybe
vorange4 (2:34:07 AM): check it
handzah (2:34:18 AM): chech what
handzah (2:34:29 AM): xhech
handzah (2:34:33 AM): check
handzah (2:34:41 AM): check what
handzah (2:34:48 AM): damn fingers
vorange4 (2:34:48 AM): i was just tryin to be hip
handzah (2:34:53 AM): ph
handzah (2:34:56 AM): nice job
vorange4 (2:35:02 AM): are you unityping again?
handzah (2:35:09 AM): no
handzah (2:35:16 AM): i just suck!

vorange4 (2:35:26 AM): aww how cute
handzah (2:35:35 AM): shuddup
vorange4 (2:35:54 AM): ima shuddin
handzah (2:36:05 AM): excellent
handzah (2:36:40 AM): hows the bus trip think commin along?
handzah (2:36:46 AM): thing
vorange4 (2:37:13 AM): im game
vorange4 (2:37:19 AM): i think im just going to come see you
vorange4 (2:37:31 AM): its too much trouble to get multistop time action
handzah (2:37:42 AM): asss
handzah (2:37:55 AM): thats one big ass
vorange4 (2:38:05 AM): that i am
handzah (2:38:05 AM): to have three s's
vorange4 (2:38:24 AM): like 50% more ass
handzah (2:38:36 AM): free?!
vorange4 (2:38:46 AM): with coupon
handzah (2:39:08 AM): when does a deal like that expire>
vorange4 (2:39:08 AM): do you think i should come?
handzah (2:39:14 AM): yes
vorange4 (2:39:15 AM): never!!
handzah (2:39:27 AM): never what
vorange4 (2:39:29 AM): when any particular time be convienent
vorange4 (2:39:35 AM): never expire
handzah (2:39:59 AM): my uncles wedding is the first part of august
handzah (2:40:03 AM): you want to come>
handzah (2:40:04 AM): ?
vorange4 (2:40:24 AM): oh my no
vorange4 (2:40:29 AM): i wouldnt be welcome
handzah (2:40:37 AM): sure you would
handzah (2:40:47 AM): Coulee dam is the greatest
vorange4 (2:40:52 AM): well then i make an effort not to be welcome
handzah (2:40:54 AM): we'd go to Washington
handzah (2:41:05 AM): it'd be great,
handzah (2:41:17 AM): if you dont come id be all alone
vorange4 (2:41:25 AM): i was thinking of leaving the 24
handzah (2:41:32 AM): bill's going to see tool in Colo
handzah (2:41:34 AM): oh
vorange4 (2:41:47 AM): leaving here that is
handzah (2:41:59 AM): oh
handzah (2:42:32 AM): no one should die without seeing Grand Coulee Dam though
vorange4 (2:42:52 AM): is that in nevada?
handzah (2:43:01 AM): Washington
vorange4 (2:43:11 AM): oh ok then i spit on the hoover dam
handzah (2:43:28 AM): no no
handzah (2:43:56 AM): the coulee dam is so much better
vorange4 (2:44:09 AM): i take your word for it
handzah (2:44:43 AM): you cant you have to see it
handzah (2:44:48 AM): ...
handzah (2:44:54 AM): theres no doin i
handzah (2:44:56 AM): is there
vorange4 (2:45:03 AM): so when should i come
handzah (2:45:13 AM): i dont know
handzah (2:45:21 AM): the 24th is fine
vorange4 (2:45:32 AM): ok well whenever i get there ill just call you
vorange4 (2:45:36 AM): hows that
handzah (2:45:46 AM): some notice would be nice
vorange4 (2:45:57 AM): and if youre not there ill wonder riverton till i can get ahold of you
vorange4 (2:46:01 AM): nah!
vorange4 (2:46:09 AM): itll be more fun this way
handzah (2:46:25 AM): would it be a hastle to come to Washington with me?
vorange4 (2:46:38 AM): not for me
handzah (2:46:40 AM): time wise?
vorange4 (2:46:46 AM): i dont think so
handzah (2:46:53 AM): reallly
vorange4 (2:46:57 AM): but what about be a burden on people other than you
handzah (2:47:00 AM): would you want to though?
vorange4 (2:47:12 AM): yeah sure
handzah (2:47:21 AM): you'd be taking bill's place but with less fighting
vorange4 (2:47:31 AM): sean said he was coming down
vorange4 (2:47:40 AM): but im not sure when or whats going on
handzah (2:47:45 AM): right on he could come too
vorange4 (2:47:58 AM): i dont think hed be game
handzah (2:48:00 AM): the wedding's on the 4th
handzah (2:48:11 AM): he'd love coulee dam too
handzah (2:48:20 AM): its the coolest place
vorange4 (2:48:29 AM): i know but hes coming down for dude hangout
handzah (2:48:31 AM): really
handzah (2:48:43 AM): im a dude
vorange4 (2:48:47 AM): and he doesnt have money to throw around
handzah (2:48:50 AM): i can be hip
vorange4 (2:48:52 AM): dude like jesse and weston
handzah (2:49:03 AM): eh
handzah (2:49:04 AM): eh
handzah (2:49:07 AM): but
handzah (2:49:16 AM): how come i cant be a dude
vorange4 (2:49:28 AM): i didnt say you couldnt
handzah (2:49:38 AM): so i can?
vorange4 (2:49:46 AM): sure i guess if you are here
handzah (2:49:55 AM): oh
handzah (2:50:52 AM): i guess the 24th would be fine
vorange4 (2:51:04 AM): well id get there like the 26th
handzah (2:51:29 AM): camping in coulee would be better though
vorange4 (2:51:42 AM): well then when
handzah (2:51:50 AM): no pressure
handzah (2:51:54 AM): lol
vorange4 (2:51:54 AM): i was just throwing that out because its after the 21st
vorange4 (2:52:14 AM): and i do orientationa and shit then
vorange4 (2:53:40 AM): when is camping and such going to happen
handzah signed off at 3:01:36 AM.