Chibi Story
A Chibi story
Started by Silk
It was an unusual morning in Nerima... Silk woke
up to discover that she was no longer human. No, she
had somehow transformed overnight into the form of a
Chibi. She was about a foot tall, with huge kawaii
eyes and a small mouth. Her voice went up about an
octave and her energy level was about ten times
normal.
"Woah." she said softly as she tested her new
form. --I wonder what brought this on?-- she thought
as she leaped down from her now enormous bed and
looked for something to wear... all her clothes were
about 6 times to big while she was like this. It took
a lot of work to get out the box that held the doll
she'd been given a few years ago for Christmas. She
felt a little bit odd dressed in a green sailor
suit... --Oh well-
Silk managed to get the door of her bedroom
opened, and bounded down the stairs. There was a full
sized person waiting patiently outside her shop door.
"Coming!" she called in her high, squeaky voice as she
pushed a chair against the wall so she could reach the
lock. "Come in."
Ryouga opened the door and came face-to... well
not face but more like 'face-to-air above the head of'
the Chibi-ized Silk. Ryouga laughed slightly and then
stooped as Silk kicked him in the shin. "Oh alright!
I'll stop laughing. What happened to you anyway?"
"What does it look like!? I'm SuperDeformed! Like
a Chibi on TV." she explained as she climbed the
outside of his leg and arm until she was standing on
the Lost boy's shoulder, gripping his hair to keep her
balance. "I woke up like this. I don't know what
happened." she pouted a little, leaning on Ryouga's
head like a desk in front of her. "Anyway, what can I
do for you today?" she asked with a wide grin.
Ryouga felt himself being bopped again, this time
on the head. "It's not funny in the slightest." He
turned around to see Chibi-Alex floating in mid-air
behind him. "I came to see if Silk had a cure..." He
looked down and saw Silk. "Ok, maybe not." Alex was
wearing a tee-shirt and some shorts he had Benson pick
up when he discovered his condition.
Silk stuck her tongue out at Alex. "I'd have to
know what caused it first, Baka." she said curtly,
sitting down on Ryouga's shoulder. "It's weird." she
mused as she tried to think, but a commotion outside
attracted all their attentions. Ryouga moved to look
out the window, and Silk could see a large walrus
almost floating down the street towards them, various
townspeople staring at it wide eyed or fleeing in
terror. "NANI?!"
Ryouga stared at the walrus. "Offhand I'd say
that's either a fiancée of Ranma's whose cursed to
turn into a walrus or its someone Ranma pushed into
the spring of drowned walrus who's decided to swear
eternal revenge." He looked closer... "Or it could be
just a normal walrus that has decided to attempt to
take over the world.. Nerima first." both Silk and
Alex whapped Ryouga for making a comment that stupid.
"Hey... isn't it heading this way?"
On the other side of the street, the door to
Ucchans opened up and Ukyou came outside, carrying her
shops sign. After having put it down, she turned
around to see what the commotion was all about. Then
she blinked. Then she blinked again. Still the walrus
was in her field of vision. Then the only logical
assumption entered her head.
"...Tsubasa?"
Happosai was just returning home from one of his
daily panty raids, when he noticed Ukyou setting up
shop. How sweet he was gonna get to glomp Ukyou first
thing in the morning.
He shot toward her like a bullet.. aiming for her
breasts perfectly, when he noticed the walrus out the
corner of his eye.
"What the..." Happi changed his trajectory and
landed on Ukyou's shoulder instead.
"Hey is that your little hentai friend,
Tsubasa??"
"Uh, I dunno, it could be, but he usually does
inanimate objects. Could be a first, though. My guess
it is another guy who wants to abduct Akane. Those
guys crop up a lot around here these days." Ukyou
thought about it. "Or maybe not."
"Who knows..." Happosai winced slightly
remembering the first time he met Tsubasa... that was
one nasty glomp. "It fits right in with all the
weirdness in Nerima. Ha ha ha.. " Happi smiled
slightly as his stomach growled. "Hey Ukyou.. I'll
make a deal with you.. you hook me up with an
Okonomiyaki, and I won't raid your clothesline for a
week."
Ukyou considered it. One okonomiyaki. No missing
panties for a whole week. "You've got a deal, old
man."
"Whoo Hooo!!" Happi smiled gleefully as he ran
into the restaurant. "Ukyou your almost as good a cook
as Kasumi." he sat right on one of the stools and
waited patiently for one of Ukyou's famous
okonomiyaki.
The walrus had by then reached the center of the
road between Ucchan's and the Curses and Cures. It
seemed almost surprised to see the two humans it had
seen standing in the street turn away and ignore it.
It felt that something was wrong... never had he been
so ignored. This wouldn't do at all. These little
two-leggers needed to learn who their new masters
would be once the Master Plan was complete. "Halt,
heathens!" it growled, but all the humans in question
heard was a "HDURRFFR HUYYYEI!" The language barrier
was going to be a problem, the walrus could tell
already. It moved forcefully towards them, growling
vaguely.
ChibiSilk, Ryouga, and ChibiAlex watched this
exchange from across the street. "I think it's a real
walrus, and is it just me," Silk asked in her high
piping voice, "or is that thing trying to be
intimidating?"
Alex held his face in his hand as he landed on
Ryouga's other shoulder. "This is weird, even by the
standards of this madhouse. And I think you're right,
Silk."
On the other side of the street, Ukyou was on her
way inside when the walrus began it's oratory
marathon. The damn bag of lard was moving towards her,
growling.
"Go away, sugar," she said, a small voice in the back
of her head wondering if walrus was a valid
okonomiyaki topping. "Shoo." Shooing the walrus didn't
work. The walrus kept coming. "Beat it, Wally," she
tried. No response.
There was a splash of water heard Ukyou's
restaurant followed swiftly by the soaking wet Young
red-haired female version of Happosai running back
out. He was starting to understand the Jusenkyou
cursed people just attract water.
"Ukyou.. I think you have a very leaky Water Pipe
in there." She looked strangely at the Walrus, somehow
she seemed to understand that the fat tub of lard was
up to no good.. best to get him away from the children
for now.
"Hey lard Bucket!!!" She shouted at the Walrus.
"Go away and leave everyone alone before I have to
hurt ya!!"
Ukyou sweatdropped as she stared at Happosai.
"Uhh, Happosai, you're... I mean... no," she said, her
brain trying to understand. A Jusenkyou spring in her
restaurant? Spring of drowned girl in _her_ shop?
Happosai kinda stared at Ukyou out of the corner
of her eye. "It's not what you think Ukyou... Silk and
Brush kinda hit me with a bottle of the junk a while
back.. the water in your restaurant just activated
it."
Ukyou thought about that for a second. "Okay,"
she shrugged. "Sounds reasonable enough. I'll just go
inside and start up the grill then." And with these
words she walked inside and closed the door after her.
A feint *thump* could be heard from inside. "AAAAH!"
Ukyou could be heard yelling from the inside.
The Walrus, whose name was Hortense, gave
Happosai-Chan a Very Dirty Look. "HRUY HRAW HUR
HURRYUR HYURREI! HRYER HRAH!", loosely translated to
"You
dirty small thing! I will peel you!" As promising as
the screams of the taller female sounded, the smaller
one required her immediate attention. With a sound
similar to that made by someone with a very bad cold
spurting milk out of their nose, she lofted a passing
fruit cart and loomed over Happosai-Chan.
"Uh oh.." Happosai-Chan thought to herself..." I
think I pissed it off!!" Happi dodged out of the way
of the descending fruit cart and nailed the walrus
with two Happo-fire-bursts. The explosion shot the
walrus one direction and Happi-Chan in the other.
Happi-Chan flew right through the door to Ukyou's
restaurant landing squarely on the grill.
"OWWWWWWWW!!!" Happi-Chan screamed as she jumped off
the grill. "That's HOOOOOOT!!!!"
About then Happi-Chan noticed that she was about
as tall as the jar of soy sauce on the counter. The
chibi-Happi-chan (What a name) quickly covered herself
with a cloth napkin.
"UKYOU!!!" the high pitched voice squeaked
"Help!!! What Happened???!!!"
At this point there came a holler from behind
her. "Hortense!" Shampoo came into view with a look of
surprise on her face.
Hortense snorted nervously. But she quickly
regained her composure and put on her best
authoritative snarfle.
"HRF HRARAF HRUFRAR!" she announced.
Shampoo stared at her in shock. "'Hrufrar'? What
do you mean, 'hrufrar?!'" She noticed the accumulating
audience, and handed the walrus a sign and a marker.
Ukyou appeared by the door again, this time
carrying a chair who had a big bump in the upper area.
After unceremoniously having dumped it in the garbage
can in the street, muttering something about moronic
cross-dressers, she turned to face the Walrus. "Shampoo
knows the walrus. Go figure."
Ryouga looked puzzled. "Spread the word of
kaitlen? huh? wassat mean?" Seeing the looks the
Chibis were giving him Ryouga explained. "Uh... Side
effect of my curse, I can understand pig, walrus, and
for some reason penguins..." just then something black
appeared in the corner of Ryouga's vision. "Hey!"
Ryouga spun around to face a small black piglet.
"P-Chan?" then he saw several more piglets. "What?"
Ryouga grabbed a
small wad of paper and looked through it. "Hey guys,
you're too early, according to this you don't come in
until Happosai and Ukyou rush in wondering why Happi's
a Chibi.... yes this IS the right script." The black
piglets wandered off to one of the many closets that
seemed to appear when needed.
Hortense was scribbling furiously on the
signboard. Shampoo looked over her shoulder as she
wrote, shaking her head in disbelief. The walrus
finished with a flourish and held it up for all to
see.
"I am here on a mission from the Golden Pineapple
Cult, sect three, San Francisco chapter. I have come
to speak of the coming of the Almighty Sadamun,
Ravager of the Innocent, Dark Nether Lord of the Murky
Festering Pit of Larutan, Gnasher of Teeth (other
people's), Wearer of Dark Glasses even when He Doesn't
Need Them, and Maker of Really Delicious Baked Goods.
It is not my
intent to harm you, but if need be I may step on you a
bit. You must all conduct yourself in an Orderly
Fashion." In the corner in small letters, it said, (Hi
Shampoo).
"Well that makes sense," Ukyou said. Then she
grabbed the Chibi-Happosai from inside Ucchans and
started carrying him (her?) across the street towards
Silk's shop.
Shampoo and Hortense were talking when suddenly a
small panda leaped atop Shampoo's head. However it was
not a baby panda, but in fact it was Rinse. He was in
his old baby pajamas, which were in the form of a
panda, complete with ears and a vestigial tail. He too
was Chibi-ized. "Shampoo... what happen?" He asked as
he balanced on her head.
Shampoo didn't seem to be paying much attention
as she plucked Rinse from her head and dropped him in
the arms of the passing Okonomiyaki chef. "The walrus
came by for a visit." She gave the walrus a confused
look. "Hortense, why? What were you thinking? You had
your whole life ahead of you! What happened to law
school? What happened to your fiancée'?"
Hortense could feel the last traces of her
hostility slip away. She suddenly found the ground
riveting. The little furry ones had told her it would
be easy, that soon the humans would be cowering in her
shadow. She hadn't counted on being lectured by
Amazons.
Chibi-Happi-Chan squirmed in Ukyou's grasp until
she could see where she was going. That's when she
noticed that Ukyou was also carrying a Chibi-Rinse.
"Hello cat-boy" Happosai glared at him. "Have you
gone from Cat to panda? What is it with you Amazons..
every time something funny happens around here you
guys are up to your ears in it??"
Silk had watched the entire scene with a growing
sense of surreally. But as Ukyou approached with the
Chibi'd Rinse and Happosai, her mind started working
again. "What's going ON?" she moaned, throwing her
hands into the air, which turned out to be a mistake
as she tumbled off Ryouga's shoulder onto... Eeyore's
back? a small blue stuffed donkey had suddenly
appeared next to Ryouga. Silk landed with a slight
"whump" as she slid off his velveteen back onto the
floor. Eeyore?" she asked, eyes wide
Before the Depressive Donkey could respond the
hoard of impatient P-chans stampeded over her and off
screen. "Ugh."
Just then Ukyou burst through the door, carrying
one Chibi-Happosai and one Chibi-Rinse. "Silk! What's going on he..." Ukyou looked around.
"Uhh, hi there Ryouga, seen Silk around?" Ukyou
continued, not seeing Silk anywhere. Then she saw Alex. "Oh. You too?"
With these words she unceremoniously dumped the two Chibis on the floor before her.
"Oh, don't mind me," a depressed voice came from where
she had dumped the Chibis. "Go ahead and drop people on me. I don't mind. Haven't talked to anyone for seventeen days, you know?"
Alex looked around and tried to make sense of the
madness. All he did was give himself a headache. "We've got a walrus that wants to take over the world and knows Shampoo out there. Some of us have turned into Chibis for no apparent reason. AND a toy from a children's story is HERE?!?!? Chibi Alex fell off of Ryouga's shoulder in a massive, twitching, facefault.
"Gah! I need a rest... all this madness is making me
sick!" Ryouga sat down on the floor (after making sure no-one was in the way) and began to search through his backpack, a few minutes later he came out with a large pot of noodles. Pulling out a set of chopsticks Ryouga was about to start eating when...*POOF!*
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" he screamed, for Ryouga
had just turned into a small boy... a ten-year old boy... "I'm a little kid!
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Because of the change Ryouga's tunic hung down to below his knees and
his bandanna had slipped down to cover his eyes. Calming down slightly (and after getting the bandanna off of his eyes) Ryouga looked around. "gah... Now I know how Hinako feels..." he perked up slightly "Has anyone got any ice-cream?"
Ukyou laughed at Ryougas fate. "Bwahahahahaha! You
look like... heh
heh... a
small kid... well, lets take a look at that script,"
she said, grabbing
the
script from Ryouga and opened it at a random page.
"No way I'm gonna do that!"
"Naah!" Ryouga pointed to a line in the script. "You
turn into an
ELEVEN-year old right after I... HEY! whats this about
me getting
attacked
by a horde of P-Chan clone-"
Ryouga's outburst was cut
off as he WAS
attacked by a horde of P-Chan clones.
"Ow..."
"Uh-oh." And with those words, Ukyou shrank several
sizes as she within
a
split second turned into a eleven-year old girl.
"AAAH!"
Her okonomiyaki sellers jacket now served as a robe,
and some bindings
fell
to the floor. And this being Nerima, Ukyou drew the
only logical
conclusion.
"Damn you Ranma, this is all your fault!"
Ryouga looked at the eleven-year-old Ukyou and smiled
various thoughts
that
were not entirely under his control floated through
his mind. "She's
cute...
She's probably right too..." Ryouga then walked up to
the door to see a
SD
Ranma being chased by the horde of P-Chan clones.
"Uh... Y'know I agree
with
you there Ukyou."
"Huh?" Ukyou said and rushed to Ryouga's side too see
Ranma flee from
the
piglets attacks. "I bet he pissed off some ancient
demon, spirit or
king and
now we're all paying the price. Well, it's not the
first time I have to
suffer because of him. Why can't he be more like you,
Ryouga? More
mature
and mannered?"
Silk had by then managed to get up, and took the
script from Ukyou,
reading
quickly and then taking a pen and scribbling
furiously. "And then for
no
apparent reason Ucchan and Ryouga turned back to
normal." Ukyou and the
Lost
boy both instantly de-transformed. "Then Alex woke up
from his-" she
stopped
when she was violently trampled and Glomped by Azusa,
who had homed in
on
the hapless Chibis using her patented
Kawaii-radar(TM), knocking the
script
out of her hands and into the midst of a passing crowd
of
ChibiMuumuu-chans,
who flew off with it.
"NO!" ChibiSilk wailed, "I
didn't get a chance to
read
and find out what the cause of all this is!" her cries
for help could
barely
be heard over Azusa's enthusiastic singing to her new
'Bonbon-Chan'.
ChibiSilk was quickly going into a state of Shock.
Ukyou, acting quickly, drew her spatula and batted
Azusa out through an
open
window and into the lower earth orbit. Then she looked
down at her body
to
assure herself that she was all right after the odd
bodywarping.
Finding her
bindings on the floor, she crossed her arms in front
of her as to cover
something.
"Sooo, nice weather we're having right?"
"It rained on me yesterday. Not that you would care,"
the stuffed
donkey
stated. "It rains through my roof. And it's cold in
the mornings."
"Really? it rains on me a lot too. and I'm always cold
'cause I camp
out a
lot." Stated Ryouga as he dug around in his bag for
something.
"AHA! FOUND IT!" he cried holding up the script (2nd
edition)
"Right then... uh... according to this me and Ukyou
should still be
kids..."
*POOF!* "Damn..." Said the now child-Ryouga.
"Umm... what else.. ah... Oh! here we are, ' a
mysterious note falls
through
the roof'
Through the roof?" On cue a large
semi-quaver fell through
the
roof and landed on Ryouga. "Owww...."
"Not again," child-Ukyou moaned. "I didn't like being
eleven the first
time,
and not the second time either, and now I am eleven
for the third
time."
Ryouga looked up at the giant semi-quaver that rested
on his chest.
"hey theres a message on this mysterious note!"
"There usually is," Ukyou said, reading the note.
"Hmm, interesting."
"It appears to be covered in...
sawdust?"
Hortense suddenly lunged forward with
astonishing speed
for
her size, and snatched the letter out of Ukyou's
hands.
"HWAAAAARRR!!!!" She
quickly stored it in a fold of blubber and gave a look
making it
perfectly
clear that if anyone so much as tried to get it from
her she'd remove
their
brains through their bowels. Everyone took a slight
step back.
Shampoo ran to her side and finally
got a good look at
the
little Nerima posse that had assembled. "Hmm. Short."
She reached over
and
plucked the slightly-twitching Silk from the ground.
"Shampoo always
think
she spend too much time cooped up with all those
potions." She noticed
Ukyou
and Ryouga carefully edging away from Hortense and
grinned.
She picked
them
up and held them by their shirt collars. "Ooh,
Shampoo's enemies all in
convenient take-home size!" As they tried to bite her
hand, she bent
over to
pick up the script.
"What this?" Shampoo leafed through
the pages. "As
Shampoo
reads the book, she completely fails to notice as the
walrus creeps
silently
away to meet up with her Brethren in the back of the
old disused fish
warehouse."
She looked up, blinked twice, and noticed
that Hortense had
indeed escaped. "Hortense!" she cried, and dropped the
Chibis.
"We have to go stop her!" Shampoo
said, waiting for the
rallying cheer that never came. She looked down, and
realized there
were
three Chibis standing round her ankles and three more
giving her dirty
looks. "You all turn small?"
Ukyou, having trouble deciding if she should kick
Shampoo on the shin
or
make a nasty remark, finally decided to take the high
road.
"Yes," she said patiently, "and I bet
it has something
to do
with that dumb bag of lard you was so familiar with."
Behind the group, Doc Tofu danced by holding his Betty
tight doing that
odd
song of his.
"By the gods" Chibi-Happi-Chan groaned to herself.
"This is getting
weirder
and weirder, Something must be done!" Pulling out the
script and
reading
through."
Happi spoke some of what she was reading out
loud. "Turn into
Chibi.. Ukyou a kid.. World dominating walrus.. I kiss
Alex?? Who wrote
that!!" Crossing that part out. "Hmm Nothing to help
here. "
Chibi-Happi-Chan struck a dramatic and heroic pose. "
I must save my
students!! I'm the only one allowed to abuse them!!"
Alex finally recovered his wits. "Fine. Let's go find
the stupid pile
of
blubber and make walrus steaks! Faster, faster, kill,
kill, kill!" He
then
pulled out his copy of the script.
"Let's see...Turn
into Chibi.. Ukyou
a
kid.. World dominating walrus.. Happi kisses ME??"
Alex crosses that
out.
"No way." He then continues reading. "Ranma get
attacked and beaten by
P-Chan horde..Zuberi walks in?!?"
A large griffin
walked up to the
door, and
collapsed laughing at the sight of the Chibis and HIS
copy of the
script.
"Oh, this is rich! The almighty Alex, turned into a
homicidal runt! Ha
ha!"
Then he saw the black aura surrounding Alex and
realized what he had
read.
"Uh oh."
Ryouga noticed this and did what any sane martial
artist would do, He
left
the immediate area... as an afterthought he pulled
Ukyou out of the
immediate area too.
Ukyou, who was just about to kick Shampoo on the shin,
was dragged away
from
the Alex-meltdown just before her foot would have
impacted with
Shampoo's
knee. But seeing the wisdom in retreating, she kept
silent until Ryouga
had
found them adequate cover.
Silk sweatdropped, then read furiously further down
her script, not
finding
what she wanted to see, she grabbed a pen and crossed
out the part
about her
shop being blown to kingdom come. "Eh..." she looked
from the script to
the
still glowing Alex and back again. --Only one choice,
I guess-- she
thought.
She threw her small Chibi body at Chibi-Alex, knocking
him over, then
kissed
him on the lips.
Ukyou, looking out from her cover, blinked. Then she
blinked again.
"Is that in the script?" she said meekly as she
watched. Then her heart
melted at the tender scene. "Awww, kawaii..."
Shampoo just stared at the tiny couple with a
sort of grotesque
fascination. She poked them with her toe, shrugged,
and picked up the
script
from where she had dropped it. She read on a little
bit, face cycling
through several expressions of disgust and mild
amusement, before
choking
slightly. She looked up at an invisible audience and
waved the script.
"Are you aware that this story is scripted?"
she shouted
angrily.
There was a collective gasp, just on the edge, of
hearing, and
instantly all
the scripts disappeared in little wisps of smoke.
Something invisible
said,
"Sorry."
The Amazon turned back to the collection of
Chibis and gave
Silk and
Alex a gentle kick. "Save it for later. Now we go save
Hortense!"
"waitaminute!!!!" Chibi-Happi-Chan shouted, "We
crossed out the part
about
me and Alex kissing.. and we didn't write in a part
about Alex and Silk
Kissing!! That part wasn't in the script! WHY DIDN'T
THEY WRITE IN A
KISS
FOR ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"oh well, " Happi-Chan wiped a tear away, "This is no
time to act like
a
kid.. I must find a way to save my students. WE must
sally forth and
interrogate that heinous walrus, I know he's behind
the entire mess!"
Alex's aura winked out, and he began to get into his
work. After
several
minutes of kissing, Alex came up for air.
"Ok, let's
go fry the walrus.
I've
got better thing I need to get back to..." he said as
he looked at
Silk.
Silk sweatdropped slightly, looking from the impatient
Shampoo to the
grinning ChibiAlex "I think we can stop the walrus
without frying it,
Alex.
and the scripts are now gone. Nothing they said
matters anymore."
Sounds of
grumbling come from somewhere the audience can't see.
"So let's go!"
Silk
led the little troop out of the shop in some random
direction, leaving
Eeyore alone in the shop.
"Don't mind me," the small blue stuffed donkey
said as the door
slammed shut, "No one ever does."
The door opened again and chibi-Happi-Chan hopped in.
the Cloth napkin
she
was using as a cover looked like a toga wrapped around
her. She hopped
up on
Eyore' back.
"c'mon, I bet you are involved with this too" She
smiled at him " we
can
help each other out."
Ryouga stuck his head out from his and Ukyou's hiding
place, noticing
everyone was leaving he yelled out after them.
"HEY! Wait for us!" before picking up Ukyou and
dashing out after them.
Ukyou, now being carried by Ryouga, had some odd
thoughts at that time.
They
delta with the issue of white dresses, being carried
over a threshold,
people
throwing rice... Shaking her head, she gathered her
thoughts at the
task at
hand.
Ryouga dashed after everyone's retreating form, fully aware of what would happen if he got lost whilst carrying Ukyou. (lets just say it involves a HUGE spatula and a lot of pain)
Silk and the others charged blindly out into the street, Ukyou and Ryouga quickly catching up. they stopped cold at the first intersection they came to. "Uh, where are we going again?" Silk asked no one in particular.
the silence lengthened until a bus with a sign that said 'Next stop: the rest of the story' pulled up and opened the door in front of the group. They all piled in and drove quickly through the streets until they came to a boarded up warehouse and debarked in the alley, waving the bus and driver goodbye, tactfully ignoring the bumper sticker, which read 'Honk if you're a victim of Plot Device'.
Ukyou looked after the bus and then around. "Gee, that was comfy. And now that we're here," she said and began smacking Ryouga on the head. "PUT ME DOWN!"
Ryouga complied, and Ukyou looked around for any signs of walrus activity. A bit further down the street, there was a stand that sold really big toothbrushes.
Chibi-Happi-Chan was still riding on the back of Eyore as the two departed the bus. She did a double take when she saw the stand that sold Large toothbrushes.
"It would seem that the Walrus would be nearby, no?" Happi shook her head. "It would seem like you and I are victims of a plot device."
"That's me" her mount offered in low tones, "Always the Victim."
Chibi-Perfume sat ontop of a nearby fence, dressed in Barbie clothes and thankful that her glasses turned Chibi with her. She saw the group get off the bus and grinned to herself.
"The old theory is true" She thought to herself "If you wait in one place everyone you ever knew would eventually come by."
Somehow she had the feeling that Shampoo had something to do with this.
"HEY GUYS!" Chibi-Perfume shouted from the wall, "COULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"Beats me." was Alex's response. "but I think it has something to do with a walrus that knows Shampoo. Speaking of Shampoo, where did she go?"
Perfume hopped down next to Alex, careful not to get too close. "It figures when anything strange happens around here Shampoo's involved." She sighed softly " It's just my luck."
Silk laughed, "Well, it's Shampoo's pet Walrus, Hortense, this time. Shampoo's on our side for a change." she said.
She snuck down the street towards the vendor's stall of Large toothbrushes, using her small size to rummage through the inventory without being seen, but the person running the place looked completely normal, [rather resembling the math teacher at furinkan] and none of his paperwork was the least bit incriminating. So much for subtlety. She tugged at the vendor's sleeve and he looked down at her, eyes wide and mouth gaping. "How long have you been selling Large Toothbrushes here?" she asked in her high and squeaky voice.
The vendor first plugged his ears full of cheese in order to weed out the worst sounds. "Uhh, about since that walrus and her buddies moved into this warehouse here. About two weeks ago, that was," he said, cramming a piece of Blue Danish into his left ear.
"Makes sense," Ukyou mumbled from where the rest of the group was assembled.
Happi-Chan's squeaky voice could be heard from the back of the group. "That makes as much sense as anything else today, Ukyou. Onward to the warehouse!"
Chibi-Perfume chuckled softly to herself. "Shampoo on our side? who would have ever guessed." inspiration dawned on her " Wait a minute I remember Hortense! That Walrus is EXTREMELY ticklish! I know how to subdue him!"
Chibi-Happi-Chan almost fell off of Eyore's back from laughter. That was the funniest thing she ever heard, a ticklish walrus.
" I haha Guess we should hahah stock up on haha feathers then!!"
Silk ran back over to the others carrying a bunch of Large Toothbrushes. "No feathers, but.."
Just then, the sound of rushing air filled Chibi-Silk's ears and she tried to dodge. Too late. a bicycle and it's occupant landed directly on top of her head, effectively driving her into the concrete. "Ouch." she looked up at the bike's occupant. "Hasn't this happened before?"
"Silk Chan !!" Perfume shouted as she jumped down to help Silk back to her feet, All the time glaring at Shampoo. "Are you alright?"
ChibiAlex casually knocked Shampoo and her bike over, freeing Silk. "Can we get on with this, already? I've got things to do, places to go, people to kill. Let's just get a cure, blow this place up and get on with our lives."
Perfume grinned with a bit of battle-lust in her eyes. "I have to agree with you Alex, Let's finish this!"
Chibi-Happi-Chan took one of the large toothbrushes and Smiled. "Eyore it's time we got these children back to normal. "
"Were they ever normal?"
Silk pulled herself upright after being squished, "The answer to that question is no." she grabbed a Large Toothbrush and charged the Warehouse, intent on Walrus tickling.
Chibi Perfume took a brush of her own and charged in after Silk. This would have to be the strangest battle she was ever involved with.
ChbiAlex growled as he grabbed a toothbrush and followed. He also grabbed a harpoon. 'For tickling their rubs afterwards.' He grinned in anticipation of bloodshed.
"I must say if you think I'm gonna carry around a giant toothbrush then you're mistaken... I'd much rather have this giant feather-duster!" Shouted Ryouga as he picked up both Ukyou and the giant feather-duster and chased after everyone else.
Ukyou said nothing. This was because she was thinking of either beating Ryouga into a bloody pulp, or she'd stay calm and enjoy the ride, so to speak. It seemed that the latter choice was the one she had chosen.
They charged into the warehouse in a great gullumping hoard, that fell all over itself, piling into a large heap on top of the leaders, Silk and Perfume, who wiggles out from underneath. The entire warehouse was one big room... empty. No walruses, no doomsday device, just a small box in the middle of the floor with a big red button that said "Push" on it. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well, what do we do now?" was the question no one felt brave enough to utter.
Happi Chan managed to stay above the general pileup. Eyore wasn't so lucky. Happi's mount was right in the middle of the mess.
"I guess we push the button?"
"Somebody get off of me" Was all Eyore could eke out.
Perfume readied her Naginata and glanced warily about the room. "This is too easy, I smell an ambush."
"Alright" Chibi Happi shouted as she freed Eyore from the pileup. "If anyone is gonna take a risk for these kids it's gonna be me!"
jumping up she pressed the Big Red Button
--Thank you for pressing the big red button. we will now be returning you to your regularly scheduled program-- a pleasant female voice intoned as the screen suddenly went blank.
"WHAT?!"
-ending credits roll-
"But they never find out what's up with the walrus!"
"or why they became Chibis!"
-to be continued... maybe...
Popcorn is thrown at the screen. "DIE!"