Chibi Story

A Chibi story
Started by Silk


It was an unusual morning in Nerima... Silk woke up to discover that she was no longer human. No, she had somehow transformed overnight into the form of a Chibi. She was about a foot tall, with huge kawaii eyes and a small mouth. Her voice went up about an octave and her energy level was about ten times normal.

"Woah." she said softly as she tested her new form. --I wonder what brought this on?-- she thought as she leaped down from her now enormous bed and looked for something to wear... all her clothes were about 6 times to big while she was like this. It took a lot of work to get out the box that held the doll she'd been given a few years ago for Christmas. She felt a little bit odd dressed in a green sailor suit... --Oh well-

Silk managed to get the door of her bedroom opened, and bounded down the stairs. There was a full sized person waiting patiently outside her shop door. "Coming!" she called in her high, squeaky voice as she pushed a chair against the wall so she could reach the lock. "Come in."

Ryouga opened the door and came face-to... well not face but more like 'face-to-air above the head of' the Chibi-ized Silk. Ryouga laughed slightly and then stooped as Silk kicked him in the shin. "Oh alright! I'll stop laughing. What happened to you anyway?"

"What does it look like!? I'm SuperDeformed! Like a Chibi on TV." she explained as she climbed the outside of his leg and arm until she was standing on the Lost boy's shoulder, gripping his hair to keep her balance. "I woke up like this. I don't know what happened." she pouted a little, leaning on Ryouga's head like a desk in front of her. "Anyway, what can I do for you today?" she asked with a wide grin.

Ryouga felt himself being bopped again, this time on the head. "It's not funny in the slightest." He turned around to see Chibi-Alex floating in mid-air behind him. "I came to see if Silk had a cure..." He looked down and saw Silk. "Ok, maybe not." Alex was wearing a tee-shirt and some shorts he had Benson pick up when he discovered his condition.

Silk stuck her tongue out at Alex. "I'd have to know what caused it first, Baka." she said curtly, sitting down on Ryouga's shoulder. "It's weird." she mused as she tried to think, but a commotion outside attracted all their attentions. Ryouga moved to look out the window, and Silk could see a large walrus almost floating down the street towards them, various townspeople staring at it wide eyed or fleeing in terror. "NANI?!"

Ryouga stared at the walrus. "Offhand I'd say that's either a fiancée of Ranma's whose cursed to turn into a walrus or its someone Ranma pushed into the spring of drowned walrus who's decided to swear eternal revenge." He looked closer... "Or it could be just a normal walrus that has decided to attempt to take over the world.. Nerima first." both Silk and Alex whapped Ryouga for making a comment that stupid. "Hey... isn't it heading this way?"

On the other side of the street, the door to Ucchans opened up and Ukyou came outside, carrying her shops sign. After having put it down, she turned around to see what the commotion was all about. Then she blinked. Then she blinked again. Still the walrus was in her field of vision. Then the only logical assumption entered her head. "...Tsubasa?"

Happosai was just returning home from one of his daily panty raids, when he noticed Ukyou setting up shop. How sweet he was gonna get to glomp Ukyou first thing in the morning.

He shot toward her like a bullet.. aiming for her breasts perfectly, when he noticed the walrus out the corner of his eye.

"What the..." Happi changed his trajectory and landed on Ukyou's shoulder instead.

"Hey is that your little hentai friend, Tsubasa??"

"Uh, I dunno, it could be, but he usually does inanimate objects. Could be a first, though. My guess it is another guy who wants to abduct Akane. Those guys crop up a lot around here these days." Ukyou thought about it. "Or maybe not."

"Who knows..." Happosai winced slightly remembering the first time he met Tsubasa... that was one nasty glomp. "It fits right in with all the weirdness in Nerima. Ha ha ha.. " Happi smiled slightly as his stomach growled. "Hey Ukyou.. I'll make a deal with you.. you hook me up with an Okonomiyaki, and I won't raid your clothesline for a week."

Ukyou considered it. One okonomiyaki. No missing panties for a whole week. "You've got a deal, old man."

"Whoo Hooo!!" Happi smiled gleefully as he ran into the restaurant. "Ukyou your almost as good a cook as Kasumi." he sat right on one of the stools and waited patiently for one of Ukyou's famous okonomiyaki.

The walrus had by then reached the center of the road between Ucchan's and the Curses and Cures. It seemed almost surprised to see the two humans it had seen standing in the street turn away and ignore it. It felt that something was wrong... never had he been so ignored. This wouldn't do at all. These little two-leggers needed to learn who their new masters would be once the Master Plan was complete. "Halt, heathens!" it growled, but all the humans in question heard was a "HDURRFFR HUYYYEI!" The language barrier was going to be a problem, the walrus could tell already. It moved forcefully towards them, growling vaguely.

ChibiSilk, Ryouga, and ChibiAlex watched this exchange from across the street. "I think it's a real walrus, and is it just me," Silk asked in her high piping voice, "or is that thing trying to be intimidating?"

Alex held his face in his hand as he landed on Ryouga's other shoulder. "This is weird, even by the standards of this madhouse. And I think you're right, Silk."

On the other side of the street, Ukyou was on her way inside when the walrus began it's oratory marathon. The damn bag of lard was moving towards her, growling.

"Go away, sugar," she said, a small voice in the back of her head wondering if walrus was a valid okonomiyaki topping. "Shoo." Shooing the walrus didn't work. The walrus kept coming. "Beat it, Wally," she tried. No response.

There was a splash of water heard Ukyou's restaurant followed swiftly by the soaking wet Young red-haired female version of Happosai running back out. He was starting to understand the Jusenkyou cursed people just attract water.

"Ukyou.. I think you have a very leaky Water Pipe in there." She looked strangely at the Walrus, somehow she seemed to understand that the fat tub of lard was up to no good.. best to get him away from the children for now.

"Hey lard Bucket!!!" She shouted at the Walrus. "Go away and leave everyone alone before I have to hurt ya!!"

Ukyou sweatdropped as she stared at Happosai. "Uhh, Happosai, you're... I mean... no," she said, her brain trying to understand. A Jusenkyou spring in her restaurant? Spring of drowned girl in _her_ shop?

Happosai kinda stared at Ukyou out of the corner of her eye. "It's not what you think Ukyou... Silk and Brush kinda hit me with a bottle of the junk a while back.. the water in your restaurant just activated it."

Ukyou thought about that for a second. "Okay," she shrugged. "Sounds reasonable enough. I'll just go inside and start up the grill then." And with these words she walked inside and closed the door after her. A feint *thump* could be heard from inside. "AAAAH!" Ukyou could be heard yelling from the inside.

The Walrus, whose name was Hortense, gave Happosai-Chan a Very Dirty Look. "HRUY HRAW HUR HURRYUR HYURREI! HRYER HRAH!", loosely translated to "You dirty small thing! I will peel you!" As promising as the screams of the taller female sounded, the smaller one required her immediate attention. With a sound similar to that made by someone with a very bad cold spurting milk out of their nose, she lofted a passing fruit cart and loomed over Happosai-Chan.

"Uh oh.." Happosai-Chan thought to herself..." I think I pissed it off!!" Happi dodged out of the way of the descending fruit cart and nailed the walrus with two Happo-fire-bursts. The explosion shot the walrus one direction and Happi-Chan in the other.

Happi-Chan flew right through the door to Ukyou's restaurant landing squarely on the grill.

"OWWWWWWWW!!!" Happi-Chan screamed as she jumped off the grill. "That's HOOOOOOT!!!!"

About then Happi-Chan noticed that she was about as tall as the jar of soy sauce on the counter. The chibi-Happi-chan (What a name) quickly covered herself with a cloth napkin.

"UKYOU!!!" the high pitched voice squeaked "Help!!! What Happened???!!!"

At this point there came a holler from behind her. "Hortense!" Shampoo came into view with a look of surprise on her face.

Hortense snorted nervously. But she quickly regained her composure and put on her best authoritative snarfle.

"HRF HRARAF HRUFRAR!" she announced. Shampoo stared at her in shock. "'Hrufrar'? What do you mean, 'hrufrar?!'" She noticed the accumulating audience, and handed the walrus a sign and a marker.

Ukyou appeared by the door again, this time carrying a chair who had a big bump in the upper area. After unceremoniously having dumped it in the garbage can in the street, muttering something about moronic cross-dressers, she turned to face the Walrus. "Shampoo knows the walrus. Go figure."

Ryouga looked puzzled. "Spread the word of kaitlen? huh? wassat mean?" Seeing the looks the Chibis were giving him Ryouga explained. "Uh... Side effect of my curse, I can understand pig, walrus, and for some reason penguins..." just then something black appeared in the corner of Ryouga's vision. "Hey!" Ryouga spun around to face a small black piglet. "P-Chan?" then he saw several more piglets. "What?" Ryouga grabbed a small wad of paper and looked through it. "Hey guys, you're too early, according to this you don't come in until Happosai and Ukyou rush in wondering why Happi's a Chibi.... yes this IS the right script." The black piglets wandered off to one of the many closets that seemed to appear when needed.

Hortense was scribbling furiously on the signboard. Shampoo looked over her shoulder as she wrote, shaking her head in disbelief. The walrus finished with a flourish and held it up for all to see.

"I am here on a mission from the Golden Pineapple Cult, sect three, San Francisco chapter. I have come to speak of the coming of the Almighty Sadamun, Ravager of the Innocent, Dark Nether Lord of the Murky Festering Pit of Larutan, Gnasher of Teeth (other people's), Wearer of Dark Glasses even when He Doesn't Need Them, and Maker of Really Delicious Baked Goods. It is not my intent to harm you, but if need be I may step on you a bit. You must all conduct yourself in an Orderly Fashion." In the corner in small letters, it said, (Hi Shampoo).

"Well that makes sense," Ukyou said. Then she grabbed the Chibi-Happosai from inside Ucchans and started carrying him (her?) across the street towards Silk's shop.

Shampoo and Hortense were talking when suddenly a small panda leaped atop Shampoo's head. However it was not a baby panda, but in fact it was Rinse. He was in his old baby pajamas, which were in the form of a panda, complete with ears and a vestigial tail. He too was Chibi-ized. "Shampoo... what happen?" He asked as he balanced on her head.

Shampoo didn't seem to be paying much attention as she plucked Rinse from her head and dropped him in the arms of the passing Okonomiyaki chef. "The walrus came by for a visit." She gave the walrus a confused look. "Hortense, why? What were you thinking? You had your whole life ahead of you! What happened to law school? What happened to your fiancée'?"

Hortense could feel the last traces of her hostility slip away. She suddenly found the ground riveting. The little furry ones had told her it would be easy, that soon the humans would be cowering in her shadow. She hadn't counted on being lectured by Amazons.

Chibi-Happi-Chan squirmed in Ukyou's grasp until she could see where she was going. That's when she noticed that Ukyou was also carrying a Chibi-Rinse.

"Hello cat-boy" Happosai glared at him. "Have you gone from Cat to panda? What is it with you Amazons.. every time something funny happens around here you guys are up to your ears in it??"

Silk had watched the entire scene with a growing sense of surreally. But as Ukyou approached with the Chibi'd Rinse and Happosai, her mind started working again. "What's going ON?" she moaned, throwing her hands into the air, which turned out to be a mistake as she tumbled off Ryouga's shoulder onto... Eeyore's back? a small blue stuffed donkey had suddenly appeared next to Ryouga. Silk landed with a slight "whump" as she slid off his velveteen back onto the floor. Eeyore?" she asked, eyes wide

Before the Depressive Donkey could respond the hoard of impatient P-chans stampeded over her and off screen. "Ugh."

Just then Ukyou burst through the door, carrying one Chibi-Happosai and one Chibi-Rinse. "Silk! What's going on he..." Ukyou looked around.

"Uhh, hi there Ryouga, seen Silk around?" Ukyou continued, not seeing Silk anywhere. Then she saw Alex. "Oh. You too?" With these words she unceremoniously dumped the two Chibis on the floor before her. "Oh, don't mind me," a depressed voice came from where she had dumped the Chibis. "Go ahead and drop people on me. I don't mind. Haven't talked to anyone for seventeen days, you know?"

Alex looked around and tried to make sense of the madness. All he did was give himself a headache. "We've got a walrus that wants to take over the world and knows Shampoo out there. Some of us have turned into Chibis for no apparent reason. AND a toy from a children's story is HERE?!?!? Chibi Alex fell off of Ryouga's shoulder in a massive, twitching, facefault.

"Gah! I need a rest... all this madness is making me sick!" Ryouga sat down on the floor (after making sure no-one was in the way) and began to search through his backpack, a few minutes later he came out with a large pot of noodles. Pulling out a set of chopsticks Ryouga was about to start eating when...*POOF!*

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" he screamed, for Ryouga had just turned into a small boy... a ten-year old boy... "I'm a little kid! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Because of the change Ryouga's tunic hung down to below his knees and his bandanna had slipped down to cover his eyes. Calming down slightly (and after getting the bandanna off of his eyes) Ryouga looked around. "gah... Now I know how Hinako feels..." he perked up slightly "Has anyone got any ice-cream?"

Ukyou laughed at Ryougas fate. "Bwahahahahaha! You look like... heh heh... a small kid... well, lets take a look at that script," she said, grabbing the script from Ryouga and opened it at a random page. "No way I'm gonna do that!"

"Naah!" Ryouga pointed to a line in the script. "You turn into an ELEVEN-year old right after I... HEY! whats this about me getting attacked by a horde of P-Chan clone-"

Ryouga's outburst was cut off as he WAS attacked by a horde of P-Chan clones. "Ow..."

"Uh-oh." And with those words, Ukyou shrank several sizes as she within a split second turned into a eleven-year old girl. "AAAH!"

Her okonomiyaki sellers jacket now served as a robe, and some bindings fell to the floor. And this being Nerima, Ukyou drew the only logical conclusion.

"Damn you Ranma, this is all your fault!"

Ryouga looked at the eleven-year-old Ukyou and smiled various thoughts that were not entirely under his control floated through his mind. "She's cute... She's probably right too..." Ryouga then walked up to the door to see a SD Ranma being chased by the horde of P-Chan clones. "Uh... Y'know I agree

with you there Ukyou." "Huh?" Ukyou said and rushed to Ryouga's side too see Ranma flee from the piglets attacks. "I bet he pissed off some ancient demon, spirit or king and now we're all paying the price. Well, it's not the first time I have to suffer because of him. Why can't he be more like you, Ryouga? More mature and mannered?"

Silk had by then managed to get up, and took the script from Ukyou, reading quickly and then taking a pen and scribbling furiously. "And then for no apparent reason Ucchan and Ryouga turned back to normal." Ukyou and the Lost boy both instantly de-transformed. "Then Alex woke up from his-" she stopped when she was violently trampled and Glomped by Azusa, who had homed in on the hapless Chibis using her patented Kawaii-radar(TM), knocking the script out of her hands and into the midst of a passing crowd of ChibiMuumuu-chans, who flew off with it.

"NO!" ChibiSilk wailed, "I didn't get a chance to read and find out what the cause of all this is!" her cries for help could barely be heard over Azusa's enthusiastic singing to her new 'Bonbon-Chan'. ChibiSilk was quickly going into a state of Shock.

Ukyou, acting quickly, drew her spatula and batted Azusa out through an open window and into the lower earth orbit. Then she looked down at her body to assure herself that she was all right after the odd bodywarping. Finding her bindings on the floor, she crossed her arms in front of her as to cover something.

"Sooo, nice weather we're having right?"

"It rained on me yesterday. Not that you would care," the stuffed donkey stated. "It rains through my roof. And it's cold in the mornings."

"Really? it rains on me a lot too. and I'm always cold 'cause I camp out a lot." Stated Ryouga as he dug around in his bag for something.

"AHA! FOUND IT!" he cried holding up the script (2nd edition) "Right then... uh... according to this me and Ukyou should still be kids..."

*POOF!* "Damn..." Said the now child-Ryouga. "Umm... what else.. ah... Oh! here we are, ' a mysterious note falls through the roof'

Through the roof?" On cue a large semi-quaver fell through the roof and landed on Ryouga. "Owww...."

"Not again," child-Ukyou moaned. "I didn't like being eleven the first time, and not the second time either, and now I am eleven for the third time."

Ryouga looked up at the giant semi-quaver that rested on his chest. "hey theres a message on this mysterious note!"

"There usually is," Ukyou said, reading the note. "Hmm, interesting."

"It appears to be covered in... sawdust?" Hortense suddenly lunged forward with astonishing speed for her size, and snatched the letter out of Ukyou's hands.

"HWAAAAARRR!!!!" She quickly stored it in a fold of blubber and gave a look making it perfectly clear that if anyone so much as tried to get it from her she'd remove their brains through their bowels. Everyone took a slight step back.

Shampoo ran to her side and finally got a good look at the little Nerima posse that had assembled. "Hmm. Short." She reached over and plucked the slightly-twitching Silk from the ground.

"Shampoo always think she spend too much time cooped up with all those potions." She noticed Ukyou and Ryouga carefully edging away from Hortense and grinned.

She picked them up and held them by their shirt collars. "Ooh, Shampoo's enemies all in convenient take-home size!" As they tried to bite her hand, she bent over to pick up the script. "What this?" Shampoo leafed through the pages. "As Shampoo reads the book, she completely fails to notice as the walrus creeps silently away to meet up with her Brethren in the back of the old disused fish warehouse."

She looked up, blinked twice, and noticed that Hortense had indeed escaped. "Hortense!" she cried, and dropped the Chibis.

"We have to go stop her!" Shampoo said, waiting for the rallying cheer that never came. She looked down, and realized there were three Chibis standing round her ankles and three more giving her dirty looks. "You all turn small?"

Ukyou, having trouble deciding if she should kick Shampoo on the shin or make a nasty remark, finally decided to take the high road. "Yes," she said patiently, "and I bet it has something to do with that dumb bag of lard you was so familiar with." Behind the group, Doc Tofu danced by holding his Betty tight doing that odd song of his.

"By the gods" Chibi-Happi-Chan groaned to herself. "This is getting weirder and weirder, Something must be done!" Pulling out the script and reading through."

Happi spoke some of what she was reading out loud. "Turn into Chibi.. Ukyou a kid.. World dominating walrus.. I kiss Alex?? Who wrote that!!" Crossing that part out. "Hmm Nothing to help here. "

Chibi-Happi-Chan struck a dramatic and heroic pose. " I must save my students!! I'm the only one allowed to abuse them!!"

Alex finally recovered his wits. "Fine. Let's go find the stupid pile of blubber and make walrus steaks! Faster, faster, kill, kill, kill!" He then pulled out his copy of the script.

"Let's see...Turn into Chibi.. Ukyou a kid.. World dominating walrus.. Happi kisses ME??" Alex crosses that out. "No way." He then continues reading. "Ranma get attacked and beaten by P-Chan horde..Zuberi walks in?!?"

A large griffin walked up to the door, and collapsed laughing at the sight of the Chibis and HIS copy of the script.

"Oh, this is rich! The almighty Alex, turned into a homicidal runt! Ha ha!" Then he saw the black aura surrounding Alex and realized what he had read. "Uh oh."

Ryouga noticed this and did what any sane martial artist would do, He left the immediate area... as an afterthought he pulled Ukyou out of the immediate area too.

Ukyou, who was just about to kick Shampoo on the shin, was dragged away from the Alex-meltdown just before her foot would have impacted with Shampoo's knee. But seeing the wisdom in retreating, she kept silent until Ryouga had found them adequate cover.

Silk sweatdropped, then read furiously further down her script, not finding what she wanted to see, she grabbed a pen and crossed out the part about her shop being blown to kingdom come. "Eh..." she looked from the script to the still glowing Alex and back again. --Only one choice, I guess-- she thought. She threw her small Chibi body at Chibi-Alex, knocking him over, then kissed him on the lips.

Ukyou, looking out from her cover, blinked. Then she blinked again. "Is that in the script?" she said meekly as she watched. Then her heart melted at the tender scene. "Awww, kawaii..."

Shampoo just stared at the tiny couple with a sort of grotesque fascination. She poked them with her toe, shrugged, and picked up the script from where she had dropped it. She read on a little bit, face cycling through several expressions of disgust and mild amusement, before choking slightly. She looked up at an invisible audience and waved the script.

"Are you aware that this story is scripted?" she shouted angrily. There was a collective gasp, just on the edge, of hearing, and instantly all the scripts disappeared in little wisps of smoke. Something invisible said, "Sorry."

The Amazon turned back to the collection of Chibis and gave Silk and Alex a gentle kick. "Save it for later. Now we go save Hortense!"

"waitaminute!!!!" Chibi-Happi-Chan shouted, "We crossed out the part about me and Alex kissing.. and we didn't write in a part about Alex and Silk Kissing!! That part wasn't in the script! WHY DIDN'T THEY WRITE IN A KISS FOR ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"oh well, " Happi-Chan wiped a tear away, "This is no time to act like a kid.. I must find a way to save my students. WE must sally forth and interrogate that heinous walrus, I know he's behind the entire mess!"

Alex's aura winked out, and he began to get into his work. After several minutes of kissing, Alex came up for air.

"Ok, let's go fry the walrus. I've got better thing I need to get back to..." he said as he looked at Silk.

Silk sweatdropped slightly, looking from the impatient Shampoo to the grinning ChibiAlex "I think we can stop the walrus without frying it, Alex. and the scripts are now gone. Nothing they said matters anymore." Sounds of grumbling come from somewhere the audience can't see. "So let's go!" Silk led the little troop out of the shop in some random direction, leaving Eeyore alone in the shop.

"Don't mind me," the small blue stuffed donkey said as the door slammed shut, "No one ever does."

The door opened again and chibi-Happi-Chan hopped in. the Cloth napkin she was using as a cover looked like a toga wrapped around her. She hopped up on Eyore' back.

"c'mon, I bet you are involved with this too" She smiled at him " we can help each other out."

Ryouga stuck his head out from his and Ukyou's hiding place, noticing everyone was leaving he yelled out after them. "HEY! Wait for us!" before picking up Ukyou and dashing out after them.

Ukyou, now being carried by Ryouga, had some odd thoughts at that time. They delta with the issue of white dresses, being carried over a threshold, people throwing rice... Shaking her head, she gathered her thoughts at the task at hand.

Ryouga dashed after everyone's retreating form, fully aware of what would happen if he got lost whilst carrying Ukyou. (lets just say it involves a HUGE spatula and a lot of pain)

Silk and the others charged blindly out into the street, Ukyou and Ryouga quickly catching up. they stopped cold at the first intersection they came to. "Uh, where are we going again?" Silk asked no one in particular.

the silence lengthened until a bus with a sign that said 'Next stop: the rest of the story' pulled up and opened the door in front of the group. They all piled in and drove quickly through the streets until they came to a boarded up warehouse and debarked in the alley, waving the bus and driver goodbye, tactfully ignoring the bumper sticker, which read 'Honk if you're a victim of Plot Device'.

Ukyou looked after the bus and then around. "Gee, that was comfy. And now that we're here," she said and began smacking Ryouga on the head. "PUT ME DOWN!"

Ryouga complied, and Ukyou looked around for any signs of walrus activity. A bit further down the street, there was a stand that sold really big toothbrushes.

Chibi-Happi-Chan was still riding on the back of Eyore as the two departed the bus. She did a double take when she saw the stand that sold Large toothbrushes.

"It would seem that the Walrus would be nearby, no?" Happi shook her head. "It would seem like you and I are victims of a plot device."

"That's me" her mount offered in low tones, "Always the Victim."

Chibi-Perfume sat ontop of a nearby fence, dressed in Barbie clothes and thankful that her glasses turned Chibi with her. She saw the group get off the bus and grinned to herself.

"The old theory is true" She thought to herself "If you wait in one place everyone you ever knew would eventually come by."

Somehow she had the feeling that Shampoo had something to do with this.

"HEY GUYS!" Chibi-Perfume shouted from the wall, "COULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?"

"Beats me." was Alex's response. "but I think it has something to do with a walrus that knows Shampoo. Speaking of Shampoo, where did she go?"

Perfume hopped down next to Alex, careful not to get too close. "It figures when anything strange happens around here Shampoo's involved." She sighed softly " It's just my luck."

Silk laughed, "Well, it's Shampoo's pet Walrus, Hortense, this time. Shampoo's on our side for a change." she said.

She snuck down the street towards the vendor's stall of Large toothbrushes, using her small size to rummage through the inventory without being seen, but the person running the place looked completely normal, [rather resembling the math teacher at furinkan] and none of his paperwork was the least bit incriminating. So much for subtlety. She tugged at the vendor's sleeve and he looked down at her, eyes wide and mouth gaping. "How long have you been selling Large Toothbrushes here?" she asked in her high and squeaky voice.

The vendor first plugged his ears full of cheese in order to weed out the worst sounds. "Uhh, about since that walrus and her buddies moved into this warehouse here. About two weeks ago, that was," he said, cramming a piece of Blue Danish into his left ear.

"Makes sense," Ukyou mumbled from where the rest of the group was assembled.

Happi-Chan's squeaky voice could be heard from the back of the group. "That makes as much sense as anything else today, Ukyou. Onward to the warehouse!"

Chibi-Perfume chuckled softly to herself. "Shampoo on our side? who would have ever guessed." inspiration dawned on her " Wait a minute I remember Hortense! That Walrus is EXTREMELY ticklish! I know how to subdue him!"

Chibi-Happi-Chan almost fell off of Eyore's back from laughter. That was the funniest thing she ever heard, a ticklish walrus.

" I haha Guess we should hahah stock up on haha feathers then!!"

Silk ran back over to the others carrying a bunch of Large Toothbrushes. "No feathers, but.."

Just then, the sound of rushing air filled Chibi-Silk's ears and she tried to dodge. Too late. a bicycle and it's occupant landed directly on top of her head, effectively driving her into the concrete. "Ouch." she looked up at the bike's occupant. "Hasn't this happened before?"

"Silk Chan !!" Perfume shouted as she jumped down to help Silk back to her feet, All the time glaring at Shampoo. "Are you alright?"

ChibiAlex casually knocked Shampoo and her bike over, freeing Silk. "Can we get on with this, already? I've got things to do, places to go, people to kill. Let's just get a cure, blow this place up and get on with our lives."

Perfume grinned with a bit of battle-lust in her eyes. "I have to agree with you Alex, Let's finish this!"

Chibi-Happi-Chan took one of the large toothbrushes and Smiled. "Eyore it's time we got these children back to normal. "

"Were they ever normal?"

Silk pulled herself upright after being squished, "The answer to that question is no." she grabbed a Large Toothbrush and charged the Warehouse, intent on Walrus tickling.

Chibi Perfume took a brush of her own and charged in after Silk. This would have to be the strangest battle she was ever involved with.

ChbiAlex growled as he grabbed a toothbrush and followed. He also grabbed a harpoon. 'For tickling their rubs afterwards.' He grinned in anticipation of bloodshed.

"I must say if you think I'm gonna carry around a giant toothbrush then you're mistaken... I'd much rather have this giant feather-duster!" Shouted Ryouga as he picked up both Ukyou and the giant feather-duster and chased after everyone else.

Ukyou said nothing. This was because she was thinking of either beating Ryouga into a bloody pulp, or she'd stay calm and enjoy the ride, so to speak. It seemed that the latter choice was the one she had chosen.

They charged into the warehouse in a great gullumping hoard, that fell all over itself, piling into a large heap on top of the leaders, Silk and Perfume, who wiggles out from underneath. The entire warehouse was one big room... empty. No walruses, no doomsday device, just a small box in the middle of the floor with a big red button that said "Push" on it. Everyone sweatdropped.

"Well, what do we do now?" was the question no one felt brave enough to utter.

Happi Chan managed to stay above the general pileup. Eyore wasn't so lucky. Happi's mount was right in the middle of the mess.

"I guess we push the button?"

"Somebody get off of me" Was all Eyore could eke out.

Perfume readied her Naginata and glanced warily about the room. "This is too easy, I smell an ambush."

"Alright" Chibi Happi shouted as she freed Eyore from the pileup. "If anyone is gonna take a risk for these kids it's gonna be me!" jumping up she pressed the Big Red Button

--Thank you for pressing the big red button. we will now be returning you to your regularly scheduled program-- a pleasant female voice intoned as the screen suddenly went blank.

"WHAT?!"

-ending credits roll-

"But they never find out what's up with the walrus!" "or why they became Chibis!"

-to be continued... maybe...

Popcorn is thrown at the screen. "DIE!"