AN UNFINISHED GUIDE TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY
Five Annas - I shit myself when I heard it. Not too many are gonna get the great 5 midget seal of approval (when I get the midgets imported). Get off your butt this second and run to the music store!
Four Annas - I most likley bought this CD in the first week of it's release and now 6 or 7 months later the band is huge. The CD is excelent.
Three Annas - Pretty good. A few good songs...ask for it for Christmas
Two Annas - I bought this CD thinking it was gonna be cool...wrong
One Dancing Annas - No wait, these CDs don't get a dancing Anna...they get one Anna Nichole Smith!