Many of you faithful Unfinished readers are like me and were not aware of one of America's most timeless traditions. It doesn't come in a bun, and no it's not a Baldwin. I'm talking about something called the Qualification Test for the President of the United States of America. It happens immediatly after the inauguration of each new President. It's a sort of placement exam to see if the newly elected President needs to be held back a grade or two. One of my men on the inside has come across George W. Bush's Inauguration Exam and the results are in, he needs to go back to Kindergarten.

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