Arrogant assholes
So full of themselves that their scared to shit
Telling themselves that they're the end all of perfection
Gods in the flesh
Standing in their favorite bars
Lecturing on morality as they sip their lager
Their wives, in domestic perfection, submissively clean the vomit from their starched shirts after a night of feverish insobriety and druken indfidelty
Content to remain with their perfect men in their perfect marriages
As he strips down to perfect skin and regularly visits perfect one night stands and various crack whores
In a blind fury of testosterone-induced lust
His wanton wand magically erases all traces of his sharp edges and erodes the coarseness of his proud perfection
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