Words of Wisdom
- I can only please one person per day,
today is not your day...
tomorrow isn't looking good either.
- Someday we'll look back on this
and slam into a parked car.
- I'd explain it to you,
but your brain would explode.
- I love deadlines. I especially
like that whooshing sound they
make as they go flying by.
- Am I getting smart with you?
How would you know?
- There are very few personal problems
that cannot be solved through
a suitable application of
high explosives.
- Tell me what you need,
and I'll tell you how to
get along without it.
- Accept that some days you're
the pigeon, and some days
you're the statue.
- My reality cheque bounced!
- I don't have an attitude problem
You have a perception problem.
- On the keyboard of life,
always keep one finger on
the escape key.
- I don't suffer from stress.
I'm a carrier!
- Never argue with idiots.
They drag you down to their level,
then beat you with experience.